Dumbest questions people have asked you...

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Nato

Metal For Life!!!
ok i will start
hi my name is nathan "nathan whats ur name"
i mean come on how dumb is that :lol
 
Nato said:
ok i will start
hi my name is nathan "nathan whats ur name"
i mean come on how dumb is that :lol
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Who asked you that question? :lol

Anyways, here's my situation:

Eric (co-worker): You know its almost 6am, Im ready to get out of here already.
Bman: Man..its that late already? Well you know the Olivia Fox show comes on around that time on the radio, so thats how I can tell what time it is.
3 Minutes later
Eric: Yo B, you know what time it is?
Bman: Huh? You just told me it was 6am.
Eric: Oh that's right..my bad.

This happened yesterday at work.
 
lol that is pretty funny amd stupid
that was at school in year 7 when i was meeting new ppl for the first time
 
"What time do you open??" "8:30 sir." "Oh. What time is it??" ""7:45." "Okay. So you don't open till 8:30?" "That's correct." "Dang. Any other of your locations open any earlier??" "Nope." "Oh. So if I come back at 8, how long will it take to rotate my tires??" "Eternity."
This conversation happens to me in an almost daily basis.
Or on my day off, this happens: "Hey, you work at Discount Tire??" "Yep." "Cool. How much will it cost to replace my tires??" "Dunno. I'm not at work."

I work in retail. I can write a book on stupid people.
 
Joel, my friend: If flaming meteors hit the earth, would we all die? My reply: nah, just you. Everyone else'd be fine.
 
Dart said:
"What time do you open??" "8:30 sir." "Oh. What time is it??" ""7:45." "Okay. So you don't open till 8:30?" "That's correct." "Dang. Any other of your locations open any earlier??" "Nope." "Oh. So if I come back at 8, how long will it take to rotate my tires??" "Eternity."
This conversation happens to me in an almost daily basis.
Or on my day off, this happens: "Hey, you work at Discount Tire??" "Yep." "Cool. How much will it cost to replace my tires??" "Dunno. I'm not at work."

I work in retail. I can write a book on stupid people.
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Oh I love those

Customer (in front of the sign with the times on it): What time do you open?
Me: 9 o'clock
Customer:.......*holds up nine fingers*
Me: *I nod yes*
Customer: *looks at the sign, looks at watch, then walks away*
Me: *thinking stupid idiot*
 
I also work in retail, so I get a lot of stupid questions.

But my pet peeve question is when I'm standing in line for something, and someone asks, "Are you in line?"

My impulse is always to reply sarcastically. "No. I'm just standing here for my health. Thanks. ::) " Of course I always resist that impulse.
 
Mai Valentine said:
I also work in retail, so I get a lot of stupid questions.

But my pet peeve question is when I'm standing in line for something, and someone asks, "Are you in line?"

My impulse is always to reply sarcastically. "No. I'm just standing here for my health. Thanks. ::) " Of course I always resist that impulse.
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Honestly I dont mind that question because all of the places Ive gone to they have merchandise next to the register. So sometimes people arent always in line. But my favorite is when Im on the register and I have my "Close" sign up, and people ask me if Im open. Once I was ringing up my last customer with my "close" sign up, getting ready to go to break. This customer comes up and tells me, "You should put away that close sign." Im like no I am closed. Morons, every single one of them.
 
creepindeth04 said:
Oh I love those

Customer (in front of the sign with the times on it): What time do you open?
Me: 9 o'clock
Customer:.......*holds up nine fingers*
Me: *I nod yes*
Customer: *looks at the sign, looks at watch, then walks away*
Me: *thinking stupid idiot*
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LOL, you made me laugh outloud!

Edit: What was the whole point of the person holding up nine fingers when they just asked you a question? Then look at the sign, their watch, and then walk away? Man..I would of fell out.
 
Bman409 said:
LOL, you made me laugh outloud!

Edit: What was the whole point of the person holding up nine fingers when they just asked you a question? Then look at the sign, their watch, and then walk away? Man..I would of fell out.
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I forgot to mention that there is glass between us so sometimes it's hard to hear people.
 
I think the single dumbest and also the most irritating question has to be "Are you gonna eat that?" That drives me nuts when I hear that!!! :hh
 
Dart said:
I think the single dumbest and also the most irritating question has to be "Are you gonna eat that?" That drives me nuts when I hear that!!! :hh
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I absolutely HATE it when people ask me that! If I'm in a really good mood, I'll say no and throw it away in front of them just to see the look on their face.
 
aleeock157 said:
I absolutely HATE it when people ask me that! If I'm in a really good mood, I'll say no and throw it away in front of them just to see the look on their face.
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I hate moochers! BEYOND ALL POSSIBLE IMAGINATION! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not kidding. Go buy your own food.
 
SpartanEvolved said:
I hate moochers! BEYOND ALL POSSIBLE IMAGINATION! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not kidding. Go buy your own food.
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I think one of the grossest things in the world is to eat after someone else. There's even people at school I've never seen before asking me that. :sick
 
Ew. People I don't know, fuggettaboutit. It's just plain sick. :sick But family, I can handle it. My son swipes stuff off my plate all the time. But he's also two. I can't do anything about that.
 
Dart said:
Ew. People I don't know, fuggettaboutit. It's just plain sick. :sick But family, I can handle it. My son swipes stuff off my plate all the time. But he's also two. I can't do anything about that.
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Yeah, I can handle my brother taking something, but normally I just swipe some back lol
 
FF7 master said:
"is he still dead?"
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What are you talking about? :?

Umm..I think its only nasty to eat after someone else that is filthy or you know for a fact doesn't know how to keep themselve clean, etc. ya' know? Also, it kinda' of depends on what your eating after that person too. Tell me this, you wouldn't eat after your best friend?
 
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