funny or cool video game quotes

I'm surprised I haven't seen any Fallout 3 quotes.

Fallout 3
"War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage." - Narrator

"We can afford all we need; we cannot afford all we want." - President John Henry Eden

"Restoring the greatest country in the world to its former glory, well, heh heh... Well, that takes time, even for the Enclave." - President John Henry Eden

American McGee's Alice
"Only the insane equates pain with success." - Cheshire Cat

System Shock
"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" - Shodan

Silent Hill 4
"F-Finally... the Th-Third Revelation... Th-That n-nosy guy that was here... H-He said it too... Something big's gonna happen. Finally, it's gonna happen!" - Jasper
 
God Of War II
"If all on Olympus will deny me my vengeance, Then All on Olympus will die!"
or something along those lines! best line in any video game!
 
Oghren (to Morrigan) - "So, you and the Grey Warden, huh?"

Morrigan - "I hope you're not referring to Alistar."

Oghren - "Does he even like girls?"

Morrigan - "I believe the matter is still up for debate."

xD
 
From Tales of Graces f

Malik: Knocked you into next week.
Sophie: I came back in time from next week, please stop throwing monsters at us.
Malik: ...

Hubert: It was over in a flash!
Sophie: Asbel, how long is a flash?
Asbel: Less then a second!
Sophie: Why is Hubert lying?
Hubert: Insufferable people!!!

Hubert: Know your place!
Sophie: Why? Were they lost?
Hubert: No... that's not what I meant.

Sophie: Hubert, why do you wear glasses?
Hubert: Because my eyes are bad.
Sophie: What? Are they dangerous?
Hubert: Somebody save me...

*Pascal seems to be thinking hard*
Cheria: "Pascal seems troubled."
Sophie: "She is. She's torn between eating 10 banana pies or 12..."

Pascal: I've just invented a new tactic!
Malik: Oh?
Pascal: First, I throw out a peach gel, then, while the enemies are distracted...
Malik: Then?
Pascal: I eat an apple gel!
Malik: I suggest you reverse that.
 
Another one from Tales of Graces f, proving that Tales games always have excellent quotes. :p

Cheria: It's called a Rockgagong! It probably takes rocks & ga-gagongs people with them!
Sophie: Ga-gong!
Asbel: What is wrong with you people?
 
Are we going for quotes about video games or in video games?

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