MegaDrive20XX
Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
I died from laughter reading this!
12. Refer To All Video Games as 'Nintendo Tapes'
11. Imply Only Children Play Video Games
10. Marvel at Games' Expense
9. Say Video Games Were Better When You Played Them
8. Ask To Play and Then Don't Even Try
7. Tell the Gamer To Find "A Save Spot"
6. Pretend All Video Games Definitely Involve Killing Hookers
5. Refer To 'Virtual Reality' As Often As Possible <-- Mastermario I'm looking at you. :lol
4. Claim Facebook Is a Video Game
3. Mispronounce "Pokemon" As "Pokey-Man"
2. Blame Violent Crimes on Video Games
1. When In Doubt, Beg Somebody to Do Something
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3181085
12. Refer To All Video Games as 'Nintendo Tapes'
11. Imply Only Children Play Video Games
10. Marvel at Games' Expense
9. Say Video Games Were Better When You Played Them
8. Ask To Play and Then Don't Even Try
7. Tell the Gamer To Find "A Save Spot"
6. Pretend All Video Games Definitely Involve Killing Hookers
5. Refer To 'Virtual Reality' As Often As Possible <-- Mastermario I'm looking at you. :lol
4. Claim Facebook Is a Video Game
3. Mispronounce "Pokemon" As "Pokey-Man"
2. Blame Violent Crimes on Video Games
1. When In Doubt, Beg Somebody to Do Something
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3181085