Don't forget the Door of 845 Minor Annoyances. I'm up to 364...when you remove shrink wrap from games or DVD's and the static electricity makes it stick to you. : : :
Don't worry, I've gone though most of that myself. I'm typing with my nose right now, as most of my body was thrashed throughout the testing. BV said that after I'm out of the hospital (which the doctors say MAY happen in about 45-50 years) that I'll be a mod