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Now me and my co-worker are working on an ACTUAL video, to do a joke parody of what I like to call "The Video Game Nerd in the Mist"...I'm writing the script as you see below...and I need some input ideas of what you would like to add. One thing I'm going to add, is the mating habits of the VG Nerd. Which will be downright hiliarious! I want to make this at least a 30 minute to 40 minute documentry.
So without further ado...here's my rough draft...
Discovery Channel Presents: “The Video Game Nerd in the Mist” by Timothy Aaron Brown.
O da lolly!! Welcome to another exciting episode of VIDEO GAME NERD IN THE MIST! I’m your host, DEAN WALLABY! A rare and illusive creature this be on our mystic journey!
To describe the average Video Game Nerd, ranges from the age 10 to 38. The older they get, the larger they become. Frightening in appearance, but rest assure, as tame as a marsupial. Unless cornered by fear, the Video Game Nerd will spring into attack stance and nerd rage. This form of rage is brought forth by what many scientist claim is caused by a fear of the infamous nemesis of the video game nerd, normally referred to as “FANBOI”. These “FANBOIS” are quite deadly to the Video Game Nerd. A primal rage of an utmost wonder, that seems cryptic to many, but a dance of death none the less.
This Creature usually travels ALONE or in a HERD like cattle it seems! Sometimes when one Video Game Nerd discovers another, they try to understand each other, much like a Lemming when it sees a mirror reflection in the water! This behavioral pattern may last up to 2 to 3 hours until one discusses of a genre of video game that one is familiar with at a random point in their communication. Let’s watch shall we?
VG Nerd 1: “So yeah what do you think of the remake of Final Fantasy Tactics on the Playstation Portable?
VG Nerd 2: *Blinks, grunts, spins in circular motion, throwing leaves in the air*
The Nerd is proving his territory by throwing leaves in the air, much like the silverback gorilla in the forest depths of Africa. He will occasionally puff his chest or adjust his thick glasses or stroke his goatee.
VG Nerd 2: “IT’S AMAZING!!! YOU LIKE THAT GAME TOO!!? NO WAY!!!
And there we have it! The Video Game nerds have befriended each other! Now the herd moves north, in this region every time between 330pm to 530pm central time. Where they will gather around the water hole, normally referred to as “The Video Game Store”.
Soon they spot the infamous “Video Game Store Employees”. Now the Video Game Nerds, normally never have any type of actual labor habits, since they are merely leeches that tend to feed off stronger animals who have responsibilities or more so “a LIFE”. However, this cycle of behavior is alright among the employee and the nerd. For some reasons, this balances out the pro’s and con’s of what they can provide. However, the Nerd somehow manages to provide nourishment for the employee, this is normally referred to as “CASH” or “CREDIT” or “TRADE-IN’S” in some parts of North America. This humble gift is bestowed upon the employee, to gracefully ask “May we drink from this water hole?” If the Employee agrees, the herd will camp for several hours.
Night fall. The nerd and his herd has scurried around searching for food. Normally scientist refer to their natural eating habits as “Searching for RARE games”.
So without further ado...here's my rough draft...
Discovery Channel Presents: “The Video Game Nerd in the Mist” by Timothy Aaron Brown.
O da lolly!! Welcome to another exciting episode of VIDEO GAME NERD IN THE MIST! I’m your host, DEAN WALLABY! A rare and illusive creature this be on our mystic journey!
To describe the average Video Game Nerd, ranges from the age 10 to 38. The older they get, the larger they become. Frightening in appearance, but rest assure, as tame as a marsupial. Unless cornered by fear, the Video Game Nerd will spring into attack stance and nerd rage. This form of rage is brought forth by what many scientist claim is caused by a fear of the infamous nemesis of the video game nerd, normally referred to as “FANBOI”. These “FANBOIS” are quite deadly to the Video Game Nerd. A primal rage of an utmost wonder, that seems cryptic to many, but a dance of death none the less.
This Creature usually travels ALONE or in a HERD like cattle it seems! Sometimes when one Video Game Nerd discovers another, they try to understand each other, much like a Lemming when it sees a mirror reflection in the water! This behavioral pattern may last up to 2 to 3 hours until one discusses of a genre of video game that one is familiar with at a random point in their communication. Let’s watch shall we?
VG Nerd 1: “So yeah what do you think of the remake of Final Fantasy Tactics on the Playstation Portable?
VG Nerd 2: *Blinks, grunts, spins in circular motion, throwing leaves in the air*
The Nerd is proving his territory by throwing leaves in the air, much like the silverback gorilla in the forest depths of Africa. He will occasionally puff his chest or adjust his thick glasses or stroke his goatee.
VG Nerd 2: “IT’S AMAZING!!! YOU LIKE THAT GAME TOO!!? NO WAY!!!
And there we have it! The Video Game nerds have befriended each other! Now the herd moves north, in this region every time between 330pm to 530pm central time. Where they will gather around the water hole, normally referred to as “The Video Game Store”.
Soon they spot the infamous “Video Game Store Employees”. Now the Video Game Nerds, normally never have any type of actual labor habits, since they are merely leeches that tend to feed off stronger animals who have responsibilities or more so “a LIFE”. However, this cycle of behavior is alright among the employee and the nerd. For some reasons, this balances out the pro’s and con’s of what they can provide. However, the Nerd somehow manages to provide nourishment for the employee, this is normally referred to as “CASH” or “CREDIT” or “TRADE-IN’S” in some parts of North America. This humble gift is bestowed upon the employee, to gracefully ask “May we drink from this water hole?” If the Employee agrees, the herd will camp for several hours.
Night fall. The nerd and his herd has scurried around searching for food. Normally scientist refer to their natural eating habits as “Searching for RARE games”.
