Oh dear sweet god, no....Sci-Fi Movies presents..

MegaDrive20XX

Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2...

Yup, you read that right, this Sci-Fi Movie exclusive airs this Saturday 9/8pm central...

some jack made a sequel to the god awful movie based on the Sega Gun shooter...it airs this Saturday on Sci-Fi...

I can't blame SEGA for this....but for making a dime on the name again...is sad...
 
quick everyone hide in the game addicts bad movie shelter!

(do we have one of those?)
 
Inventory check for bad movie shelter:
let's see, about 750 members sooo

1500 Earplugs
750 Blindfolds
90 dozen of eggs (to throw)
20 gallons of hot sauce
100 inflatable hammers
1 magical fridge

any other suggestions?
 
Please add 400 bottles of hot sauce...jus so I can suck on them...cause the pain from that hopefully will take away from the pain of watching this movie.
 
well, we already have earplugs and blindfolds, so you wouldn't be able to see or hear the movie
 
I think the hot sauce would be the final product...so we wouldn't even have to think about what could possibly be on the television. :lol
 
I'm guessing it's a good thing I don't know who Uwe Boll is? ;)

Oh and add 1000 blow-up items. Like those guitars that you win at amusement parks. They're so fun to fight with ::D ::D
 
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