Pick Up Lines

sunny_d

"Ahh...yess the refreshing taste of sunny_d"
Ummm I don't think theres a topic like this yet..............and if there is please im me right away so I can take care of it but anyways........pick up lines...............post, post, post,...... please
 
Would you hold it against me if I said your body was beautiful?


Get it? Her holding her body against yours?? lol alot of people have asked me what it meant...I'm not questioning your intelligence :lol
 
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got FINE written all over you

:af :hat
 
This girl told me this "Wanna Australian Kiss?" "Its Like A French Kiss But Down Under" :p
 
And in return I told her "I'm a pirate looking for buried treasure." "Can I look around your chest" ;) :p
 
I've found it to be very effective

here is another: Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
 
sunny_d said:
This girl told me this "Wanna Australian Kiss?" "Its Like A French Kiss But Down Under" :p
you got something agaist Aussies :? you better NOT *shakes fist* >:(
 
here's one for the southern chicks

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
 
you must've fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch, including the ugly bush.

ooo wait pick UP lines  :-[  :lol

GoRiLlAz_RoCk said:

are you alowed to say that word here..lol jk jk...dont hit me!!!! *hides in corner*
 
Why use pick up lines?? I think that clubbin' them in the head and draggin' them back in the cave is easier.
:D
 
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