MegaDrive20XX
Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
Hey, are you a gamer, but suck at games!? Do you like energy drinks!? What if every game you ever loved came in a ROCKET LAUNCHER CAN!?!?! Then you need POWERTHRIST: GAMER EDITION! You’ll have a gamer score will be so high, you’ll be the CEO of Xbox in no time!
Amazing flavors like: R-P-GRINDER! GRAPE FLAVORED RPG POWER!
You’ll be so good at RPG’s that you’ll start at LEVEL 99 EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Like Survival Horror? Then you need, SURVIVAL BERRY PUNCH!! It’s made of REAL GREEN HERBS mixed with RED HERBS! so powerful, it’s like getting a ZOMBIE PUNCH from CHRIS REDFIELD!
And for Action/Adventure gamers, there’s GRAND THEFT APPLE LIBERTY JUUUUICE!!! Apple Juice so strong, it’ll make you run from the cops, rob a bank, and kill hookers, that’s 400 HOOKERS, 400 HOOKERS!! in 10 SECONDS FLAT! THAT’S 10 SECONDS FLAT!
You’ll be gaming so hard, that you’ll have 1-800-FIX-MY-XBOX on SPEED DIAL and you’ll be like SCREW YOU and throw a controller with your ENERGY CONTROLLER! You won’t sleep for 14 DAYS!! MASTER OBLIVION AND FALLOUT in TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT!
RAWR!!!
Amazing flavors like: R-P-GRINDER! GRAPE FLAVORED RPG POWER!
You’ll be so good at RPG’s that you’ll start at LEVEL 99 EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Like Survival Horror? Then you need, SURVIVAL BERRY PUNCH!! It’s made of REAL GREEN HERBS mixed with RED HERBS! so powerful, it’s like getting a ZOMBIE PUNCH from CHRIS REDFIELD!
And for Action/Adventure gamers, there’s GRAND THEFT APPLE LIBERTY JUUUUICE!!! Apple Juice so strong, it’ll make you run from the cops, rob a bank, and kill hookers, that’s 400 HOOKERS, 400 HOOKERS!! in 10 SECONDS FLAT! THAT’S 10 SECONDS FLAT!
You’ll be gaming so hard, that you’ll have 1-800-FIX-MY-XBOX on SPEED DIAL and you’ll be like SCREW YOU and throw a controller with your ENERGY CONTROLLER! You won’t sleep for 14 DAYS!! MASTER OBLIVION AND FALLOUT in TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT!
RAWR!!!