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“The Video Game Nerd in the Mist” by T.A.B.
O da lolly!! Welcome to another exciting episode of VIDEO GAME NERD IN THE MIST! I’m your host, DEAN WALLABY! A rare and illusive creature this be on our mystic journey!
To describe the average Video Game Nerd, ranges from the age 10 to 38. The older they get, the larger they become. Frightening in appearance, but rest assure, as tame as a kitten. Unless cornered by fear, the Video Game Nerd will spring into attack stance and display what we normally refer to as, “nerd rage“. This form of rage is brought forth by what many scientist claim is caused by a fear of the infamous nemesis of the video game nerd, normally referred to as “FANBOI”. These “FANBOIS” are quite deadly to the Video Game Nerd. A primal rage of an utmost wonder, that seems cryptic to many, but a dance of death none the less.
This Creature usually travels ALONE or in a HERD! Sometimes when one Video Game Nerd discovers another, they try to understand each other, since communication boundaries are quite awkward. This behavioral pattern may last up to 2 to 3 hours until one discusses of a genre of video game that the other is familiar with at a random point in their communication. Let’s watch shall we?
VG Nerd 1: “So yeah what do you think of the remake of Final Fantasy Tactics on the Playstation Portable?
VG Nerd 2: *Blinks, grunts, spins in circular motion, speaking random facts at the VG Nerd 1*
The Nerd is proving his territory by throwing “I know more than you” tactical knowledge into the conversation. He will occasionally puff his chest or adjust his thick glasses or stroke his goatee.
VG Nerd 1: “I thought it was okay, but I didn’t care much for the new translation of the script”
VG Nerd 2: “IT’S AMAZING!!! NO WAY!!! IT’S THE BEST EVER!
And there we have it! The Video Game nerds have thrown the gauntlet down at each other! This epic battle between these two, will commence at a proving ground. Usually this area is located at a breeding ground, this way, a male video game nerd maybe able to impress a female video game nerd in the process.
Now the herd moves north, around the time between 330pm to 530pm central time. Where they will gather at “The Video Game Store”. Displays of many games and bags of Doritos are displayed at the breeding grounds. The VG Nerd cannot resist Doritos, for it is a source of protein.
Soon, the Alpha Male chooses his weapon, either being a wired or wireless controller. The Beta Male will choose the game of his choice. Notable, a hardcore action title, by the name of “HALO 3”.
Without warning, low and behold, a female video game nerd emerges from the mist into the Video Game Store and what a beauty she is! Long hair, pale, thick glasses, and sporting a Final Fantasy t-shirt, jeans with usually dragons, fairies, or any fantasy like creature stitched into the material, and wearing an Anime keychain on her purse. Many believe this purse contains her source of wisdom, while most male Video Nerds fear it for it‘s strong scent and many sticks of delicious gum. Yet, an excellent prime example of the ultimate female video game nerd. Let’s watch shall we?
This female intrigues the male nerds only to enforce them into a long engaging battle of “SLAYER” in the game of HALO 3 to prove who will reign supreme and win the affection of the female video game nerd.
As we watch, the female video game nerd lays down on the couch, trying to seduce one of the male nerds. This can be very distracting if she’s very friendly. If she isn’t, then this can cause the males to believe she is playing hard to get. From a distance, it seems she is in fact playing hard to get. She questions them about what game they are playing and how long will the battle commence.
The male nerds become intimidated and blush really bad at her questioning. Tendencies of the male video game nerd embarrassment from a female, usually include stuttering, repeating one-self, and corny pick up lines.
The female nerd finds their reactions to be quite adorable, she smiles, laughs a little, and lays back on the couch to continue watching this epic battle.
The rules of their epic battle have been set at 20 minutes for “Slayer” in the game of Halo. Max kills set at 20. The battle has begun. You will notice many odd slangs and references during this battle. Preferably words such as “PWN” or “CURB STOMP” or “BOOYAH“. Which usually refers to how one was just destroyed in a mocking manner.
*20 minutes later*
The Alpha male has won the battle, the female automatically recognizes his dominance and clings to him immediately. The Beta male, ashamed of his loss, slowly drags himself outside of the store to soak.
The Alpha Male now finding his new mate, realizes that this female really likes him, and fear sets in. Instead of talking to her like a normal man with confidence, he will instead, stalk her for a following 3 weeks until he gains the courage to ask her out on a date.
The Female finds this behavioral pattern to be downright creepy and bizarre. Since she prefers a male VG nerd who has no fear.
O da lolly!! Welcome to another exciting episode of VIDEO GAME NERD IN THE MIST! I’m your host, DEAN WALLABY! A rare and illusive creature this be on our mystic journey!
To describe the average Video Game Nerd, ranges from the age 10 to 38. The older they get, the larger they become. Frightening in appearance, but rest assure, as tame as a kitten. Unless cornered by fear, the Video Game Nerd will spring into attack stance and display what we normally refer to as, “nerd rage“. This form of rage is brought forth by what many scientist claim is caused by a fear of the infamous nemesis of the video game nerd, normally referred to as “FANBOI”. These “FANBOIS” are quite deadly to the Video Game Nerd. A primal rage of an utmost wonder, that seems cryptic to many, but a dance of death none the less.
This Creature usually travels ALONE or in a HERD! Sometimes when one Video Game Nerd discovers another, they try to understand each other, since communication boundaries are quite awkward. This behavioral pattern may last up to 2 to 3 hours until one discusses of a genre of video game that the other is familiar with at a random point in their communication. Let’s watch shall we?
VG Nerd 1: “So yeah what do you think of the remake of Final Fantasy Tactics on the Playstation Portable?
VG Nerd 2: *Blinks, grunts, spins in circular motion, speaking random facts at the VG Nerd 1*
The Nerd is proving his territory by throwing “I know more than you” tactical knowledge into the conversation. He will occasionally puff his chest or adjust his thick glasses or stroke his goatee.
VG Nerd 1: “I thought it was okay, but I didn’t care much for the new translation of the script”
VG Nerd 2: “IT’S AMAZING!!! NO WAY!!! IT’S THE BEST EVER!
And there we have it! The Video Game nerds have thrown the gauntlet down at each other! This epic battle between these two, will commence at a proving ground. Usually this area is located at a breeding ground, this way, a male video game nerd maybe able to impress a female video game nerd in the process.
Now the herd moves north, around the time between 330pm to 530pm central time. Where they will gather at “The Video Game Store”. Displays of many games and bags of Doritos are displayed at the breeding grounds. The VG Nerd cannot resist Doritos, for it is a source of protein.
Soon, the Alpha Male chooses his weapon, either being a wired or wireless controller. The Beta Male will choose the game of his choice. Notable, a hardcore action title, by the name of “HALO 3”.
Without warning, low and behold, a female video game nerd emerges from the mist into the Video Game Store and what a beauty she is! Long hair, pale, thick glasses, and sporting a Final Fantasy t-shirt, jeans with usually dragons, fairies, or any fantasy like creature stitched into the material, and wearing an Anime keychain on her purse. Many believe this purse contains her source of wisdom, while most male Video Nerds fear it for it‘s strong scent and many sticks of delicious gum. Yet, an excellent prime example of the ultimate female video game nerd. Let’s watch shall we?
This female intrigues the male nerds only to enforce them into a long engaging battle of “SLAYER” in the game of HALO 3 to prove who will reign supreme and win the affection of the female video game nerd.
As we watch, the female video game nerd lays down on the couch, trying to seduce one of the male nerds. This can be very distracting if she’s very friendly. If she isn’t, then this can cause the males to believe she is playing hard to get. From a distance, it seems she is in fact playing hard to get. She questions them about what game they are playing and how long will the battle commence.
The male nerds become intimidated and blush really bad at her questioning. Tendencies of the male video game nerd embarrassment from a female, usually include stuttering, repeating one-self, and corny pick up lines.
The female nerd finds their reactions to be quite adorable, she smiles, laughs a little, and lays back on the couch to continue watching this epic battle.
The rules of their epic battle have been set at 20 minutes for “Slayer” in the game of Halo. Max kills set at 20. The battle has begun. You will notice many odd slangs and references during this battle. Preferably words such as “PWN” or “CURB STOMP” or “BOOYAH“. Which usually refers to how one was just destroyed in a mocking manner.
*20 minutes later*
The Alpha male has won the battle, the female automatically recognizes his dominance and clings to him immediately. The Beta male, ashamed of his loss, slowly drags himself outside of the store to soak.
The Alpha Male now finding his new mate, realizes that this female really likes him, and fear sets in. Instead of talking to her like a normal man with confidence, he will instead, stalk her for a following 3 weeks until he gains the courage to ask her out on a date.
The Female finds this behavioral pattern to be downright creepy and bizarre. Since she prefers a male VG nerd who has no fear.