Top 11 rules to live with a gamer:

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Fr0dus Maximus

11. Give them at least 15 minutes to a hour to quit a game
10. Get your own hobby
9. Expect the him/her to spend more on games than u
8. May regret video game gifts to him/her
7. Don't tell the him/her anything important while in game mode (i.e. Grocery list)
6. Don't shop for food while in a superstore (i.e. Walmart)
5. Try to learn the lingo
4. Don't allow them to call you a video game character anywhere
3. Move anything breakable if they are losing in a game
2. Be prepared to buy a new couch or chair every year
1. Don't let him/her make you do all the cooking/cleaning
 
Fr0dus Maximus said:
11. Give them at least 15 minutes to a hour to quit a game
10. Get your own hobby
9. Expect the him/her to spend more on games than u
8. May regret video game gifts to him/her
7. Don't tell the him/her anything important while in game mode (i.e. Grocery list)
6. Don't shop for food while in a superstore (i.e. Walmart)
5. Try to learn the lingo
4. Don't allow them to call you a video game character anywhere
3. Move anything breakable if they are losing in a game
2. Be prepared to buy a new couch or chair every year
1. Don't let him/her make you do all the cooking/cleaning
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11. If I want the TV, they'll move. One way or another.
10. My hobby would be watching them get pwned.
9. I don't care. Gamers give crappy gifts anyway.
8. Don't care.
7. If she doesn't want to do the shopping, then we'll just starve.
6. I'll just buy her a big pack of dumdums.
5. What lingo? Sorry, I refuse to speak n00b.
4. Does it matter? Gamers can't differentiate between games and reality anyway.
3. My furniture won't be the only thing that's broken if she breaks it.
2. She can kiss my posterior.
1. I won't. Lean Cuisines, duh.
 
Fr0dus Maximus said:
11. Give them at least 15 minutes to a hour to quit a game
10. Get your own hobby
9. Expect the him/her to spend more on games than u
8. May regret video game gifts to him/her
7. Don't tell the him/her anything important while in game mode (i.e. Grocery list)
6. Don't shop for food while in a superstore (i.e. Walmart)
5. Try to learn the lingo
4. Don't allow them to call you a video game character anywhere
3. Move anything breakable if they are losing in a game
2. Be prepared to buy a new couch or chair every year
1. Don't let him/her make you do all the cooking/cleaning
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You know what's sad is that all of those are kind of true for me. :lol At least Joyling is also a gamer, otherwise we'd be in trouble. :lol
 
11. Give them at least 15 minutes to a hour to quit a game
QFT. Sometimes two hours.
10. Get your own hobby
She has a hobby. But that still doesn't stop her from bellyaching about my gaming.
9. Expect the him/her to spend more on games than u
My wife expects disapointment. :lol
8. May regret video game gifts to him/her
My kids love them!
7. Don't tell the him/her anything important while in game mode (i.e. Grocery list)
She does. She gets mad. But she should expect it by now...
6. Don't shop for food while in a superstore (i.e. Walmart)
I have been known to add $20-100 to the grocery bill when I tag along.
5. Try to learn the lingo
At work we speak the lingo. My wife thinks I am insane when I say stuff at home. My favorite thing to shout at my kids is "EPIC FAILURE!"
4. Don't allow them to call you a video game character anywhere
Never. Ever. Do this one. Ever.
3. Move anything breakable if they are losing in a game
Actually, she put my stuff near my consoles. I'd break my own stuff!!
2. Be prepared to buy a new couch or chair every year
I sit on the floor. And that's what the cat is for.
1. Don't let him/her make you do all the cooking/cleaning
I almost burned down the house once by leaving the cardboard under a frozen pizza, and cooking it in a gas oven. Also, just throw one red shirt in the whites and you'll be banned for life from the laundry room.
 
Fr0dus Maximus said:
11. Give them at least 15 minutes to a hour to quit a game
10. Get your own hobby
9. Expect the him/her to spend more on games than u
8. May regret video game gifts to him/her
7. Don't tell the him/her anything important while in game mode (i.e. Grocery list)
6. Don't shop for food while in a superstore (i.e. Walmart)
5. Try to learn the lingo
4. Don't allow them to call you a video game character anywhere
3. Move anything breakable if they are losing in a game
2. Be prepared to buy a new couch or chair every year
1. Don't let him/her make you do all the cooking/cleaning
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11. Never enough time in the day!
10. Opposite's do attract
9. You darn right, I got DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL!
8. No regrets! ONLY GLORY!!! THIS IS GAMER TOWN!!!
7. I'm on a quest to collect this articles! STAND ASIDE WOMAN!
6. Food? Screw that, I just need Doritos, Cheetoes, and Funyuns with a 3 Liter of Soda...I'm good.
5. IN UR BASE KILLIN' YER DOODZ!!!
4. SHUT UP YOSHI AND FETCH ME MY SADDLE!
3. ROTTEN DIRTY MUTHA!!! *throws the guitar controller*!!
2. No way! I'll loose my butt groove! It took me years to get it right!
1. I learned how to cook from cooking mama, now where's the stylus??
 
Fr0dus Maximus said:
11. Give them at least 15 minutes to a hour to quit a game
10. Get your own hobby
9. Expect the him/her to spend more on games than u
8. May regret video game gifts to him/her
7. Don't tell the him/her anything important while in game mode (i.e. Grocery list)
6. Don't shop for food while in a superstore (i.e. Walmart)
5. Try to learn the lingo
4. Don't allow them to call you a video game character anywhere
3. Move anything breakable if they are losing in a game
2. Be prepared to buy a new couch or chair every year
1. Don't let him/her make you do all the cooking/cleaning
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11. That's what I want you to think... >.>
10. And leave me the heck alone. XD
9. *glances at probably close to $5,000 worth on the entertainment center*  ...>.>... what?
8. And why is that?  ...You got somethin you like to say to me...?
7. Dude, you shouldn't ever tell me anything important period. >.>
6. I'll probably put most of it back... XD
5. "What you be doing?"  "Circling around the back to perform 'Operation: Elimiate and Extract the Flappy Thingy on a Stick That You Can Smack People With." :D
4. Wait....  >.>  You're not?
3. *glances at the hole I put in my wall* ....>.> Time to tear down the house then! 
2. But...But....My butt cushion... *cries*
1. Um... *cough* ... If it ain't black, it ain't done! :D

Dart said:
I almost burned down the house once by leaving the cardboard under a frozen pizza, and cooking it in a gas oven. Also, just throw one red shirt in the whites and you'll be banned for life from the laundry room.
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I've done that a couple times :lol
 
Hinesmdc said:
Never touch the game shelf when the gamer is not around.

We will notice.
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Okay, this is true. Normally, I am totally, and completely disorganized, but when it comes to games, they're freaking alphabetized, and never get out of order. It's the strangest thing. XD
 
:lol 3 reminds me of when i play games well what i should do when i play games any way :p.
 
Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Okay, this is true. Normally, I am totally, and completely disorganized, but when it comes to games, they're freaking alphabetized, and never get out of order. It's the strangest thing. XD
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Yeah, same here. Although my 360 games are in a CD folder thing because a lot of them are collector's edition and it's a pain in the butt to open and close those cases.
 
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