Try to Make Me LAUGH

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Its a self-defense weapon too. ;)
 
So, there I was, middle of the night, driving back home during a storm. Lighting hits right beside me. There's Raiden from Mortal Kombat and he says "MD I WANT YOU TO BE IN THE NEXT MORTAL KOMBAT TO DEFEND THE EARTH REALM" and Im like "Not now sucka! This ol' lady in front of me can't drive worth a crap!"

There's granny, sliding all over the place like Kramer on crack (then again, was he always on Sienfield? I never liked the show...but all those burger commericals make ya hungry right? am I right?)

Next thing I know, Im in the middle of a game of HYRDDOOOOOOOO THUNDER with granny-grits of DOOM on this slippery road.

Nearly had me too, if it wasnt for my turbo boosters! SMOKE DAT FOSSIL!!

Raiden is all like "Hey MD, why you be trippin?" and then i wondered "I thought you were white..." and he's like "Well I'm just saying I invited you to the new Mortal Kombat" and Im like "I gotta work tommorrow man, I dont have the time to be rippin off heads and hearts and such"...and Raiden is like "oh okay...well um...you got my number right? give me a holla if you get the chance.."

So he vanishes...and Im like "God what a wigga..."

Meanwhile, granny-grits tried to cut me off and Im like "Ah hell nah!" So I shot a red turtle shell at her, and she flung out the way!

Next thing I know, here comes Mario with his stupid "HERE WE GOOO!!" and Im like "I'm not having this" so I ran over the lil fart knocker...I think he's still on my right front tire :( Those red stains are hard to remove...

So I pulled up, heading down my street, there's Chun-Li waving at me after she just took out Eagle. I swear that girl never knows when to stop fighting...I guess her daddy didn't love her enough to buy that pony when she turned sweet 16...dunno, dont care...too much luggage for 1 man to handle. You'd figure after how many tournaments she's won, she could use the prize money to buy her cute booty some therapy.

So when I got home, got out the car, ran down the flag pole...back into my castle....only to hear FIREWORKS that night...I thought the cops banned it, but apparently, you can't tell rednecks that fireworks have been "BANNED" for the city limit.

So I got out my chainsaw and double barrel shotgun and went DOOM style on them. Thank god they only throw beer bottles and fireballs....afterwards...I could finally sleep...

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I thought it was funny mega :lol

Aight... a skeleton walks into a bar. he orders a beer and a mop

:hey

Bv :hat
 
Dray said:
alright so a guy walks into a bar and says ouch
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come on... don't mock my joke above.. you gotta love the one liners... even though they are corny.   IT takes some skill to hit a 1 liner.

@ pumpernickel.. :lol  maybe...


†B†V† :hat
 
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