mEtAl dR.mArIo
Wii comes out in 2 days
Zombies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sick
What would you do if zombies attacked?
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Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
This question has been posed so many times. I've heard suggestions of hiding in your house with a double barrel shotgun or decapitation so you don't become one (the list goes on). Personally I would go rampage. No zombie going to get the best of me!
SpartanEvolved
SpartanEvolved
I would pwn them. I'll go into details later.
mastermario
Moderator
Im moving to Mars. 
:lol
:lolHammer of Dawn. Duh.
mrs_enigma
Here is a lil smile for ya :)
I would want to hop in my car and fly away from there.....but if I could not do that...I'd wanna find a bunch of guys who have a lot of weapons and bombs, and hang out there.
Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
Wait, I got a better idea than going rampage. I'll put out my Hell Scyth. Then I'll abliterate them all! MUWAHAHAHAHA!
And when they're all gone. PARTY! :rockin
And when they're all gone. PARTY! :rockin
mEtAl dR.mArIo
Wii comes out in 2 days
they're dumb zombies
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dR. :rockin
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WII COMES OUT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dR. :rockin
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WII COMES OUT TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpartanEvolved
SpartanEvolved
Bold part would be in an optimal scenario that I do not live in. No dependents or family, or pets.
I live fairly far north. So my plan would be to head north to Canada (less people, less zombies)
No cars, bikes only. Bikes are more mobile, do not need fuel, will help keep you in shape, and are easier to maintain.
I would carry only essentials. A map, food, water, a weapon. Probably an E-tool. Flashlight and batteries maybe.
The only hard part, for me, in a realistic scenario, would be family and pets. I would not want to abandon either, but pets would be a drain on food, water, and time. Family would be hard to manage and would be more mouths to feed etc. In real life, I would do the following.
Start hording water. We have roughly 64 liters of bottled water in our garage, but no idea how long we may be stuck inside. So, fill all containers available with water, and fill all bathubs and sinks with water once those containers are full. Also, we have a small creek running through our backyard. We could use it as a source of water when our stores run out.
Then, my father and I would fortify our house. Takes down doors, cover windows, use anything. We would axe our 2nd story porch steps for extra wood and to give a safe lookout position/waste dumping position. Tear down our (small) fence for extra wood. Gather all potential weapons (we don't own any guns, which would not be very useful anyways) such as shovels, golf clubs, baseball bats, etc.
Then, after defense and immediate needs are taken care of, start planning for when utilities run out. Water and power mainly. Get a bucket for the bathroom, and dump it over the porch rail to dispose of. Plan out food consumption. Plan to ration nonperishables (canned goods, ramen, etc). Try to get the most out of what we have that will perish (bread, milk, etc).
Now that food, water, and safety have been taken care of. Carefully eliminate any zombies near the house. Then I would run to the store/gas station and loot it of all I could carry we would need (food, batteries, etc). After that, sit tight and see how everything unfolds. I would eliminate all zombies ASAP, to avoid an unstoppable horde from building up. Burn the bodies, of course, to avoid disease.
Following that plan, me and my family would survive.
Yes, I plan for worst case scenarios
I live fairly far north. So my plan would be to head north to Canada (less people, less zombies)
No cars, bikes only. Bikes are more mobile, do not need fuel, will help keep you in shape, and are easier to maintain.
I would carry only essentials. A map, food, water, a weapon. Probably an E-tool. Flashlight and batteries maybe.
The only hard part, for me, in a realistic scenario, would be family and pets. I would not want to abandon either, but pets would be a drain on food, water, and time. Family would be hard to manage and would be more mouths to feed etc. In real life, I would do the following.
Start hording water. We have roughly 64 liters of bottled water in our garage, but no idea how long we may be stuck inside. So, fill all containers available with water, and fill all bathubs and sinks with water once those containers are full. Also, we have a small creek running through our backyard. We could use it as a source of water when our stores run out.
Then, my father and I would fortify our house. Takes down doors, cover windows, use anything. We would axe our 2nd story porch steps for extra wood and to give a safe lookout position/waste dumping position. Tear down our (small) fence for extra wood. Gather all potential weapons (we don't own any guns, which would not be very useful anyways) such as shovels, golf clubs, baseball bats, etc.
Then, after defense and immediate needs are taken care of, start planning for when utilities run out. Water and power mainly. Get a bucket for the bathroom, and dump it over the porch rail to dispose of. Plan out food consumption. Plan to ration nonperishables (canned goods, ramen, etc). Try to get the most out of what we have that will perish (bread, milk, etc).
Now that food, water, and safety have been taken care of. Carefully eliminate any zombies near the house. Then I would run to the store/gas station and loot it of all I could carry we would need (food, batteries, etc). After that, sit tight and see how everything unfolds. I would eliminate all zombies ASAP, to avoid an unstoppable horde from building up. Burn the bodies, of course, to avoid disease.
Following that plan, me and my family would survive.
Yes, I plan for worst case scenarios
Death_By_Pumpkins
Sukmidik
ok here i go
since i bought the Zombie Survival Guide (bc im that cool) I've learned many things.....
No vehicle is a good vehicle, some better than others but all and all no vehicles. I would get my friends, guns, and ammo, and go to the closest Giant Eagle (store for u westerners lol) and puch the cash registers in front of the doors, and id be set. But if not i would find the best location and pwn zombie biznatches. thats not all i would do but im too lazy to type my plan
since i bought the Zombie Survival Guide (bc im that cool) I've learned many things.....
No vehicle is a good vehicle, some better than others but all and all no vehicles. I would get my friends, guns, and ammo, and go to the closest Giant Eagle (store for u westerners lol) and puch the cash registers in front of the doors, and id be set. But if not i would find the best location and pwn zombie biznatches. thats not all i would do but im too lazy to type my plan
Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
We could always do what they did on Resident Evil 2. Tactical Nuke. Except with more plutonium and uranium, so bigger and more powerful. Throw in a few H-bombs too.
I'd become one with the zombies, then call a zombie meeting and plant explosives at the meeting place. Then I'd go to Dennys