BLATANT SWEARING AND / OR SEXUAL REFERENCES AND WHATNOT, POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR REVIEWED GAMES
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation
A fast talking British (now Australian) person does game reviews and whatnot His game reviews are downright hilarious. As the name suggests, he talks with very small breaks between sentences. One would figure that he does paragraphs. Currently the reviews are the following:
Heavenly Sword(s) demo and RE5 preview / review
Kratos has no hair and a Y chromosne, and Nariko has no Y chromosne and hair about 7 feet long that looks like tethered wires. The effect doesn't scream so much as battle hardned warrior as it does "Try and pull this one off cosplayers."...
Psychonauts review
I want you to find a pen or other similary dimensioned sized object. Now insert it between your third and fourth fingers on your left hand, and squeeze. You've probably realized that this really ******* hurts. Congratulations, you've just recieved your punishment for not buying Psychonauts...
Console Wars
While Sony targets hardcore technology freaks and Nintendo targets gamers who aren't even old enough to wander across the road by themselves, The Xbox 360 has its sight on a more casual, gaming, beer-drinking frat boy demographic...
Bioshock review
"In the good ending your a virtuous flower child who loveth and smile for all the shiny-coated beasts of god's kingdom, and in bad ending you're some kind of hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor whos very **** is pure liquid malevolence."
Tomb Raider Anniversery
I've decided to solemly vow to get through this entire review without making any references to certain female body parts...
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation
A fast talking British (now Australian) person does game reviews and whatnot His game reviews are downright hilarious. As the name suggests, he talks with very small breaks between sentences. One would figure that he does paragraphs. Currently the reviews are the following:
Heavenly Sword(s) demo and RE5 preview / review
Kratos has no hair and a Y chromosne, and Nariko has no Y chromosne and hair about 7 feet long that looks like tethered wires. The effect doesn't scream so much as battle hardned warrior as it does "Try and pull this one off cosplayers."...
Psychonauts review
I want you to find a pen or other similary dimensioned sized object. Now insert it between your third and fourth fingers on your left hand, and squeeze. You've probably realized that this really ******* hurts. Congratulations, you've just recieved your punishment for not buying Psychonauts...
Console Wars
While Sony targets hardcore technology freaks and Nintendo targets gamers who aren't even old enough to wander across the road by themselves, The Xbox 360 has its sight on a more casual, gaming, beer-drinking frat boy demographic...
Bioshock review
"In the good ending your a virtuous flower child who loveth and smile for all the shiny-coated beasts of god's kingdom, and in bad ending you're some kind of hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor whos very **** is pure liquid malevolence."
Tomb Raider Anniversery
I've decided to solemly vow to get through this entire review without making any references to certain female body parts...
