Area 51 Is Only Part Of The Big Picture

Strubes said:

I think this proves something. They're definitely working on a REAL LIFE HELLO KITTY MMO where REAL humans are mixed with kittens and given huge heads! Then, the government transfers them from Area 51 AKA Area HKMMO, and transports them to barren islands to start life anew in hopes of them finding other twisted half kitty half human experiments to trade fruit with!

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It all makes sense now. Quick! Begin the conversion of the economy to now support HKMMO fruit trades. Their watermelons MUST be ours. To start, we need to round up every coconut, grapefruit, and boysenberry we can find. And God helps us all if they have a papaya storage we don't know about...

stealth toilet said:

It all makes sense now. Quick! Begin the conversion of the economy to now support HKMMO fruit trades. Their watermelons MUST be ours. To start, we need to round up every coconut, grapefruit, and boysenberry we can find. And God helps us all if they have a papaya storage we don't know about...

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Oh God, I heard about that. The U.S. is in such an epic fail economy cause we keep spending billions of dollars on purchasing islands in the Pacific for these horrid cat/human experiments to live on! And I was wondering why my part of town was short on papaya.......

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Usaf_on_area51.png

There is a government letter admitting they have a base there. It does not go under the name Area 51, but they explicitly say that they have an Air Force base there. Dated 1998. Again, conspiracy theorists twist the facts.

And it is a MILITARY BASE. The military has secrets (not related to aliens mind you). My friend has Top Secret Clearance at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota. SECRETS? ZOMG IT MUST BE ALI3N5!!!!1!

No. The military has plenty to keep secret, things like how our technology works, prototype technology that we don't want falling into the wrong hands, etc. Any rational, logical person would concede that there are no aliens at Area 51. Or anywhere in the US Government's possession.

^ What Spartan said. Sometimes secrets are good things that keep people who hate Americans from jumping the fence and ruining your block party. The only reason I think this "area 51" idea is around is because Hollywood injects it into a lame movie script to help it squeeze every dime out of the gullible public. Military base? Likely. A nuclear waste dump site? Likely. An intergalactic zoo? Nah.

ThravRande said:

First, I wanna clear this up- I DO NOT BELIEVE IN ALIENS.

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so your telling me that earth is the only thing in the universe to have life on it? Aliens have to be out there somewhere.

GoRiLlAz_RoCk said:

so your telling me that earth is the only thing in the universe to have life on it? Aliens have to be out there somewhere.

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I don't think so.

But to each his own.