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fhqwhgads
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Well, it looks innocent, but if you look at its eyes long enough, it shows its pure hate for your computer monitor. Looks like the cat George Bush bit the head off of, too.
blacklemons
The Freeman
dont let cherry near it, he's the pwner of all things cute
*looks over shoulder*
*looks over shoulder*
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fhqwhgads
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The statistical odds of you gazing upon this online photograph without expressing extreme silliness is scientifically slim to none. The probability of you telling the truth, and not fibbing, is extremely miniature, and therefore, I cannot commit to believing such slander coming from your oral cavity. Good day.
I must come to inquire as to why your scientific findings conclusively ridicule my whole hypothesis on the reasoning behind this strange paraphernalia of incredibly outbursting laughter which seems to collide with the microscopic antibody organisms within the confounds of my subconscious of my brain causing an un-usual chemical reaction with the DNA structural body, thus causing my brain to undergo various mutations.
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fhqwhgads
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Your possession of these strange subconscious creatures leads my previous theory to near completion, as the final process is almost finished, so we can better understand the development of such strange feelings metaphorically exploding from your conscious mind, due to the inclusion of gazing upon this Felus catus, which seems to trigger these feelings. The exact root of these unexplained emotions have yet to be determined, but they will soon be revealed in due time. The controversial nature you possess may be included in the process of gathering these organisms, which seem to have no ill effects, otherwise your anatomy could be changed, or your natural defenses would attack. Judging this, I would say that these orgnisms are in fact, good to have, with no consequence from having them joined with you.
But these often changing emotions obtained by the feline creature could be somewhat bipolar thus causing me to have sudden perbetational switches that may trigger me to commit such felonous acts as slitting the tag off the carcass of a matress from Sears or stealing the sugary carbon based treat from a child of 12 months or younger which would result in my arrest which would then call for my inevitable bail from prison and to come back and further deteriorate the infectious orgasnisms which defile the compounds of my subconscious thus causing me to have such changes in my venhemence glands which control all feelings such as melancholy, hatred, and superiorty.
That kitten shall cower in fear of me like the kiwi's did after the great fruit war. :
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DONT LET THE KITTY EAT ME!!!!Jack said:
Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
THE CAT IS PURE EVIL!!!!!! Just look at it's furryness!!! It's almost as evil as a Knife Weilding Hamster! If you cuddleed that creature, i'm sure you'd find yourself with no head!!!!..... or at least alot of scratches.
GamingMaiden
This is my favorite forum on the Citadel.
Nothing is eviler (new word.....) than murdering hamsters or homcidal cherries... :lolHell Scyth said:
GamingMaiden said:
Thank you so much for that complement.
I shall eat the brains of that kitten.
Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
And I shall cleave them up for you.
And now I have something to ponder.IGGYjack said:
Dart said:
That's because you aren't deep and don't gots no smarts like I does.
The kitty makes me feel happy.
Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
So long as there's no finger pointing at me, I'm fine with that.
I'M TELLING YOU, I HAD NO PART IN THAT! AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M TELLING YOU, I HAD NO PART IN THAT! AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!