Fartin around.

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Gorerotted

Special Agent Fox Mulder: FBI
Name an interesting place you've farted in in the past, or, name a place you farted in today.

I've farted in the Museum of Science in Boston.
 
Gorerotted said:
I farted in the hall on my way to classes today. It reeked.
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Well, I hope you made sure to do it when there were other people around to appreciate it. Wouldn't want your efforts to go to waste.... 8)
 
I farted a ton today at work, cause of a sausage egg + cheese I got this morning, and they reeked of spicy sausage. It was hilarious cause the woman I work with was gagging.
 
:-[ ummm...well...i farted in the car and my dad had the windows closed /=0
 
............................... this is rather embaressing........ I farted in the same room as my gf.
THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T SMELL IT!
 
Hell Scyth said:
............................... this is rather embaressing........ I farted in the same room as my gf.
THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T SMELL IT!
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Well, I am sure she realizes you are human, so I doubt it woulda made too much difference. :)
 
I think it was mostly air. I idn't smell, and it didn't make any noise. *phew*

Another good fart moment.
Today, at the breakfast table, I let 8 sucessful farts fly. :D
 
I fart around my girlfriend all the time, fortunately she doesn't mind and sometimes finds it funny. But the smells I produce could choke an elephant. Especially today after I ate 2 buffalo chicken wraps, oh my god, the frame shop I work at almost had t be evacuated from the rips I was putting out.
 
Oooo.... you're making me hungry. nd also making me nede to fart more.

Actually, for some reason, I've been having my own anal symphonies all day, yet have no idea why.
 
^ Hmmm...anal symphonies...don't think I own that album yet...you should get your butt in gear and go record an album..
 
I farted today, in my room. Now, I havn't had any eggs since Sunday, or anything that could develope the scent of eggs between then and this morning. Yet, somehow, my fart smelt like a bunch of rotten eggs that had been left to mature behind the fridge for about 6 months.

mrs_enigma said:
^ Hmmm...anal symphonies...don't think I own that album yet...you should get your butt in gear and go record an album..
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I COULD BE RICH!!!!! I'll need some help though? Who's up to it? :lol
 
Those curved plastic benches at McDonald's are the best place to let one rip cuz it makes the sound reverberate really loud. Unfortunately, everyone knows who did it.

mrs_enigma said:
^ Hmmm...anal symphonies...don't think I own that album yet...you should get your butt in gear and go record an album..
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Hell Scyth said:
I COULD BE RICH!!!!! I'll need some help though? Who's up to it? :lol
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
 
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