Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)

http://www.adultswim.com/games/fiveMinutes/index.html

My best time so far:

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My tactics: Pick up the lighter, head south to the paper shredders, then NE toward the supply room (using the lighter on the blow torch along the way), get "supplied", go W and put on the pinata and get beaten, go into the copy room and finish up with the paper cutter and copy machines. Or go W first and use the scissor and staplers, have a couple of "bad" conversations with people and finish with the urinal cakes and killer clown in the bathroom. Don't bother with the elevator though, huge waste of time.
 
:z ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZzZZ..Huh? Wha? Or right. Still waiting for it to load! This is the third time I've tried the link! >:( It loads everything. But the little screen where the game should pop up stays completely BLACK!!!!!!!! ARGH! WTH? WHERE IS THE ******* GAME!!!!!!!
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----*many tries later*
....
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Oh. Finally.
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----*later on in the day*
WHAT THE?????? It's still freaking loading the game!!! >:(
Stuff it. I have work to do, anyway. :P
 
Hell Scyth said:
:z ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZzZZ..Huh? Wha? Or right. Still waiting for it to load! This is the third time I've tried the link! >:( It loads everything. But the little screen where the game should pop up stays completely BLACK!!!!!!!! ARGH! WTH? WHERE IS THE ******* GAME!!!!!!!
....
....
----*many tries later*
....
....
Oh. Finally.
....
....
----*later on in the day*
WHAT THE?????? It's still freaking loading the game!!! >:(
Stuff it. I have work to do, anyway. :P

Lol, that's what it was like with me too.
 
SpartanEvolved said:
I think that 100 MBps is your LAN speed, unless you have like the best possible internet ever.

100 Mbps is available now...but it's mainly for business and has got to cost a fortune. If you've got it at home then you are one rich and dedicated gamer! :lol
 
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