Just for the hell of it, I decided to compile a small list of quotes off of Gamefaqs. Some are signatures, others are direct posts.
Some make sense, some don't. I just grabbed the ones I found funny.
"We are not competing with any product out on the market. PSP shipped with 24 launch titles, more than triple the competition" SONY
“Seriously, if they [Nintendo] ever dropped out of the video game business, they should start building tanks. - Turn Pike
“I don't understand how you gained access to a computer, let alone made a GameFAQs account. Please elaborate or be terminated” – Sir PS3
“Uh... you want games to be dark? Try messing with the buttons on your TV set. ~ Oroborous
“Contrary to popular belief, one may enjoy video games yet despise anime.” – Hawk298
“I typed in random letters to make my username. Go Me!!” – trhrrury
“Lloyd: Kratos, that's a nice exsphere.
Kratos: YOUR MOM IS AN EXSPHERE!!-cotts689
“It's not just GameFAQs; people in general tend to be idiots.” - Tobias XelKythe
” Irony: A Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous because the singers died in a plane crash.” - IsaacLoto77
“The Eternal Sphere: because nothing says 'macho warrior' like a rainbow-coloured sword that shoots out magic sparkles.” - Elysian Triangle
“At this very moment, pigs are soaring, majestic and free, over the icy reaches of Hell. - Shale Zero”
“He tried to grab the potato gun, but I pulled away, and said, "Die, Darth Vader!" And I shot.-Videogamemaster5”
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around and it hits a n00b, does he yell "omgwtfbbq???/"-The Sound Defense”
("\(o,,o)/") RAWR! *the thing eats you* -- oplinger
“*Picks up cross and holy water*
EVIL BE GONE!!” - ChaosFenrir, in response to the CD-I Zelda games
“When RPGs hit it off big in the States, Nintendo found itself up a creek without a paddle, while Sony sped on by in its Square-powered motorboat.” –Gamespot
” If Link were in Lord of the Rings, he'd be able to siege and conquer Minas Tirith alone.” - Slacking
“Link can use the Lens of Truth to see invisible objects and fake walls, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?” - Various_Foliage
“Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision” - metroid composite
"I think IGN would give a game about making toast high scores if it was hyped enough." - Evil Genius 9
Amazingly, there is no real proof that anything exists. It's like the Matrix, except Bill Gates can't fly through a window and kick my ass.” - Theevilweevil
“Why are you allowed to live, when perfectly non-stupid people die everyday?“ - Seifer100
“There was a house on the island, the island got owned, now you can't get to the house.” - MSaturn in response to the unreachable house on Greatfish Isle WW.
“Not all marshmallows are white. Now who's racist?” ~ The Burgess
“You are now: GANNON-BANNED, MINDA-MOCKED (up for debate), VATTI-VETOED, and ELZO-EXCOMMUNICATED!”
Some make sense, some don't. I just grabbed the ones I found funny.
"We are not competing with any product out on the market. PSP shipped with 24 launch titles, more than triple the competition" SONY
“Seriously, if they [Nintendo] ever dropped out of the video game business, they should start building tanks. - Turn Pike
“I don't understand how you gained access to a computer, let alone made a GameFAQs account. Please elaborate or be terminated” – Sir PS3
“Uh... you want games to be dark? Try messing with the buttons on your TV set. ~ Oroborous
“Contrary to popular belief, one may enjoy video games yet despise anime.” – Hawk298
“I typed in random letters to make my username. Go Me!!” – trhrrury
“Lloyd: Kratos, that's a nice exsphere.
Kratos: YOUR MOM IS AN EXSPHERE!!-cotts689
“It's not just GameFAQs; people in general tend to be idiots.” - Tobias XelKythe
” Irony: A Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous because the singers died in a plane crash.” - IsaacLoto77
“The Eternal Sphere: because nothing says 'macho warrior' like a rainbow-coloured sword that shoots out magic sparkles.” - Elysian Triangle
“At this very moment, pigs are soaring, majestic and free, over the icy reaches of Hell. - Shale Zero”
“He tried to grab the potato gun, but I pulled away, and said, "Die, Darth Vader!" And I shot.-Videogamemaster5”
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around and it hits a n00b, does he yell "omgwtfbbq???/"-The Sound Defense”
("\(o,,o)/") RAWR! *the thing eats you* -- oplinger
“*Picks up cross and holy water*
EVIL BE GONE!!” - ChaosFenrir, in response to the CD-I Zelda games
“When RPGs hit it off big in the States, Nintendo found itself up a creek without a paddle, while Sony sped on by in its Square-powered motorboat.” –Gamespot
” If Link were in Lord of the Rings, he'd be able to siege and conquer Minas Tirith alone.” - Slacking
“Link can use the Lens of Truth to see invisible objects and fake walls, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?” - Various_Foliage
“Cats land on their feet. Toast lands peanut butter side down. A cat with toast strapped to its back will hover above the ground in a state of quantum indecision” - metroid composite
"I think IGN would give a game about making toast high scores if it was hyped enough." - Evil Genius 9
Amazingly, there is no real proof that anything exists. It's like the Matrix, except Bill Gates can't fly through a window and kick my ass.” - Theevilweevil
“Why are you allowed to live, when perfectly non-stupid people die everyday?“ - Seifer100
“There was a house on the island, the island got owned, now you can't get to the house.” - MSaturn in response to the unreachable house on Greatfish Isle WW.
“Not all marshmallows are white. Now who's racist?” ~ The Burgess
“You are now: GANNON-BANNED, MINDA-MOCKED (up for debate), VATTI-VETOED, and ELZO-EXCOMMUNICATED!”
