I had a weird day..........

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Sphyzex_9

So I was at work today, I work at Fox Hills Resort, and I just left for my lunch break. Well, anyway I was walking to my car, when a mentally challenged man walked in front of me and stuck his hand out as if to have me shake it. So I grab his hand and then he mumbles, "Do you play football?" I was like, "Uh, what?" He repeated, "Do you play football?" I said "No, I don't"...but he kept standing there. I was totally clueless to what was about to ensue. He then yelled, "Hut, hut, hike!" and grabbed my crotch. I was like, wth!? I just like jerked away and walked somewhere else. I didn't wanna hit the guy but yeah that was one of the strangest things that have happened to me ever. I'm gonna play tetris to try and get my mind off it.
 
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Sphyzex_9 said:
So I was at work today, I work at Fox Hills Resort, and I just left for my lunch break. Well, anyway I was walking to my car, when a mentally challenged man walked in front of me and stuck his hand out as if to have me shake it. So I grab his hand and then he mumbles, "Do you play football?" I was like, "Uh, what?" He repeated, "Do you play football?" I said "No, I don't"...but he kept standing there. I was totally clueless to what was about to ensue. He then yelled, "Hut, hut, hike!" and grabbed my crotch. I was like, wth!? I just like jerked away and walked somewhere else. I didn't wanna hit the guy but yeah that was one of the strangest things that have happened to me ever. I'm gonna play tetris to try and get my mind off it.
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:huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh That's probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I hope you won't take any offense if I say I'm having some trouble believing it.
 
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Sphyzex_9 said:
So I was at work today, I work at Fox Hills Resort, and I just left for my lunch break. Well, anyway I was walking to my car, when a mentally challenged man walked in front of me and stuck his hand out as if to have me shake it. So I grab his hand and then he mumbles, "Do you play football?" I was like, "Uh, what?" He repeated, "Do you play football?" I said "No, I don't"...but he kept standing there. I was totally clueless to what was about to ensue. He then yelled, "Hut, hut, hike!" and grabbed my crotch. I was like, wth!? I just like jerked away and walked somewhere else. I didn't wanna hit the guy but yeah that was one of the strangest things that have happened to me ever. I'm gonna play tetris to try and get my mind off it.
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Oh man, gonna need therapy to get rid of that one. I have a wierd story that is sort of your style but I can't post it in the forums. (I sort of wish I had not heard it) :P
 
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Homicidal Cherry53 said:
:huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh :huh That's probably the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I hope you won't take any offense if I say I'm having some trouble believing it.
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Totally true. I couldn't make something like that up.
 
rossdh said:
Sometimes the strangest things can happen in the presence of mentally challenged folk :D
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This just goes to show. Don't hang around retarded people. Things like that aren't uncommon in their world.
 
Jack said:
This just goes to show. Don't hang around retarded people. Things like that aren't uncommon in their world.
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I think that's a little harsh Jack. Not all autistic people are like that. You shouldn't assume that most "retarded" are like that.


Is this situation reminding anyone of There's Something About Mary?
 
WTF???????????? What place do you hang around? In fact? Well... umm... I don't know what to say about that. But you just made it onto the "List of Really Random and Obsurd Things To Happen".
 
Homicidal Cherry53 said:
I think that's a little harsh Jack. Not all autistic people are like that. You shouldn't assume that most "retarded" are like that.


Is this situation reminding anyone of There's Something About Mary?
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I didn't say autistic people, they're cool. I'm talking about the people that need to be in an asylum. I mean, if you say HUT, and grab somebody's crotch, then you probably shouldn't be out in public much. kthanksbai

~Jack
 
Jack said:
I didn't say autistic people, they're cool. I'm talking about the people that need to be in an asylum. I mean, if you say HUT, and grab somebody's crotch, then you probably shouldn't be out in public much. kthanksbai

~Jack
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Good poinit. That guy is like the reatarded guy from There's something about Mary who walked around asking "Have you seen my baseball?" and kickinig the crap out of anyone who touches his ears.
 
SpartanEvolved said:
Sphyzex_9, if all you ever did wasn't post unbelievable stories like this, I may believe your story.

Nice try I suppose....
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Retro Hero said:
Who cares? He's one of the better members here. :lol
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I think I agree with both of those posts....if it is possible to agree with them both at once?
 
Well Spartan, like you I find his stories a bit suspect. But I know there are people who have things happen to them that make you scratch your head in disbelief. I worked with a guy who was a walking accident. He had everything happen to him short of a building collapsing on his head. He got slapped in the face with a tire bar at work, and had one side of his face swell up. A week later he smashed his knee and it swelled to the size of a basketball. He had over a hundred stitches on his leg and part of his calf muscle missing from an ATV accident in Mexico.

Me? I seem to run into people who want to give me things. Just last week someone gave me a ride-on lawn mower. My quad? Free. My three wheelers? Free. My truck? Free. My Firebird? Free. The downpayment for my house? Given to me.

So crazy things like this can happen to people...
 
Dart said:
Well Spartan, like you I find his stories a bit suspect. But I know there are people who have things happen to them that make you scratch your head in disbelief. I worked with a guy who was a walking accident. He had everything happen to him short of a building collapsing on his head. He got slapped in the face with a tire bar at work, and had one side of his face swell up. A week later he smashed his knee and it swelled to the size of a basketball. He had over a hundred stitches on his leg and part of his calf muscle missing from an ATV accident in Mexico.

Me? I seem to run into people who want to give me things. Just last week someone gave me a ride-on lawn mower. My quad? Free. My three wheelers? Free. My truck? Free. My Firebird? Free. The downpayment for my house? Given to me.

So crazy things like this can happen to people...
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Now I'm going to be a bit skeptical as to you getting a truck, a firebird, your 3-wheelers, your quad, and the downpayment for your house for free. But it could be true, who knows.
 
Dart said:
Well Spartan, like you I find his stories a bit suspect. But I know there are people who have things happen to them that make you scratch your head in disbelief. I worked with a guy who was a walking accident. He had everything happen to him short of a building collapsing on his head. He got slapped in the face with a tire bar at work, and had one side of his face swell up. A week later he smashed his knee and it swelled to the size of a basketball. He had over a hundred stitches on his leg and part of his calf muscle missing from an ATV accident in Mexico.

Me? I seem to run into people who want to give me things. Just last week someone gave me a ride-on lawn mower. My quad? Free. My three wheelers? Free. My truck? Free. My Firebird? Free. The downpayment for my house? Given to me.

So crazy things like this can happen to people...
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Yeah, some areas are full of crazy people. I know near where I live is a big town that's always got loonies wondering around the streets. These stories could be true.
 
Yeah, but you are credible. You don't only show up once every few weeks to tell a weird story and never return to the topic. Sphyzex has like 4 topics of far fetched stories and he rarely posts other wise.
 
SpartanEvolved said:
Yeah, but you are credible. You don't only show up once every few weeks to tell a weird story and never return to the topic. Sphyzex has like 4 topics of far fetched stories and he rarely posts other wise.
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I am gonna have to agree with that.
 
SpartanEvolved said:
Yeah, but you are credible. You don't only show up once every few weeks to tell a weird story and never return to the topic. Sphyzex has like 4 topics of far fetched stories and he rarely posts other wise.
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True. Then maybe he is a writer and is testing bits and pieces of a book out on us. :D
 
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