Last night was bonkers

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Sphyzex_9

So yesterday was my best friend Tony's 21st birthday. My friends and I threw a huge party for him. Everyone I knew was there. It was crazy. The whole thing lasted until around 3:30 in the morning. Well anyway after it was over Tony and I started walking home with a few friends. We were all pretty wasted and high from the party. Anyway as we kept walking we started getting tired so we decide to sit and just chill for a few minutes but as soon as we all crouch down, we hear a hissing noise and Tony yells "HOLY CRAP A SNAKE!".

We instantly pop up and run maybe 100 yards into the field. Eventually we stop, we were all pretty freaked out, so we start to sit down, when Tony suddenly yells "I HEAR IT AGAIN!!" so we jumped up yelling, and ran maybe another 100 yards and eventually we make it to the road. I say that we should just cross the street and walk on the other side. They agree. So we cross and continue walking for a few minutes. We then make it to a park.

By now we're really tired so we decided to rest but when we all sat down on this nearby bench, we heard hissing again....."IT'S THE FREAKING SNAKE! RUN!!!!", we all started yelling and took off running like a bunch of manics, thinking that this snake is gonna kill us, but then I stop to think for a moment and yell "WAIT!" My friends stop in their tracks. I'm like "What the hell is going on here?!" We all look at each other for a bit and then Tony pulls out a can of axe from his pocket, which apparently he put in upsidedown. Every time we sat down, he put enough pressure on the top to make it spray, resulting in a hissing noise. We all fell on the ground laughing.
Wow, that was the stupidest thing ever....
 
Sphyzex_9 said:
So a few days ago I hear that one of my best friends Tony is about to turn 21. So my friends and I threw him a huge birthday party yesterday. Everyone I knew was there. It was crazy. The whole thing lasted until around 3:30 in the morning. Well anyway after it was over Tony and I started walking home with a few friends. We were all pretty wasted and high from the party. Anyway as we kept walking we started getting tired so we decide to sit and just chill for a few minutes but as soon as we all crouch down, we hear a hissing noise and Tony yells "HOLY CRAP A SNAKE!". We instantly pop up and run maybe 100 yards into the field. Eventually we stop, we were all pretty freaked out, so we start to sit down, when Tony suddenly yells "I HEAR IT AGAIN!!" so we jumped up yelling, and ran maybe another 100 yards and eventually we make it to the road. I say that we should just cross the street and walk on the other side. They agree. So we cross and continue walking for a few minutes. We then make it to a park. By now we're really tired so we decided to rest but when we all sat down on this nearby bench, we heard hissing again....."IT'S THE FREAKING SNAKE! RUN!!!!", we all started yelling and took off running like a bunch of manics, thinking that this snake is gonna friggin kill us, but then I stop to think for a moment and yell "WAIT!" My friends stopped in their tracks. I'm like "What the hell is going on here?!" We look at each other for a bit and a few seconds later Tony pulls out a can of axe from his pocket, which apparently he put in upsidedown. Every time we sat down, he put enough pressure on the top to make it spray, resulting in a hissing noise. We all fell on the ground laughing.
Wow, that was the stupidest thing ever....
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Just how high were you?
 
Spartan, everything I've posted here happened. I only post about the interesting stuff that happens. Sorry if you think I'm lieing but I can assure you it's no BS.
 
Sorry, man, but after seeing all of your topics, it is very difficult not to question your credibility.....


They are interesting reads, though. :)
 
I kinda see where you're coming from because personally if I read my own threads I'd think they were fake also. Not sure what I can say though, you'll just have to take my word for it I guess. ;)
 
I'm not saying that your stories are or aren't true... They definitely are weird...

I have some weird stories too though...

A lot of them wouldn't make sense unless you were from the area or knew my friends though...
 
Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Just how high were you?
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I was thinking the same thing!! For one, most venimous snakes will escape encounters with things bigger than them as they tend to conserve their venom for food. That is nearly every pitviper. Most cobras are the same with a few exceptions like the cottonmouth (which you'll rarely if ever see in a field as they prefer water habitats), as they are overly aggressive.

Now that I saturated this topic with boring facts, nice story. :D
 
Dart said:
I was thinking the same thing!! For one, most venimous snakes will escape encounters with things bigger than them as they tend to conserve their venom for food. That is nearly every pitviper. Most cobras are the same with a few exceptions like the cottonmouth (which you'll rarely if ever see in a field as they prefer water habitats), as they are overly aggressive.

Now that I saturated this topic with boring facts, nice story. :D
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Not only that, but what are the odds of a snake being under EVERY bench you sit on.
 
hahaha i think its funny how everybody is saying this is fake when nothing than non-believable happens in it. maybe they're just jealous that funny things like this don't happen to them.
 
k_bres_7693 said:
hahaha i think its funny how everybody is saying this is fake when nothing than non-believable happens in it. maybe they're just jealous that funny things like this don't happen to them.
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maybe you should read more of his topics.... :lol
 
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