Movie Quotes

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Name some of your favorite quotes from a movie.

Dumb and Dumber:
Harry: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.
Mary: Really?
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bulls**t.

Zoolander:
I can Derelick my own balls, thank you!

Orange Mocha Frappachino!
 
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, ****! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, ****. Say "what" one more darn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a ****?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ****?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a ****, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Wonder how lond it will take BV to delte this...
 
Bob 'Bull' Hurley: I drive trucks, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.
 
Office Space

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Peter Gibbons: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.
Joanna: From the crippled children?
 
Movie: The Matrix
Scene: When Neo is in training.
Characters: Neo

         Neo: Whoa! I know Kung-Fu.
 
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