Well, last night I went to a BBQ with 6 beers and some meat. I found myself eating 4-5 times the amount of food I began with, and drinking almost the same, whilst swimming in a (still clean) pool with a thin layer of algae on the bottom. Seeing as I only had a shower this morning, I'm certain I've given enough time for my body to place host for a new biome in which new micro-organism's have emerged.
And I'm not even hung over... somehow. (I'm pretty certain my liver's waiting for the opportune time to spring something bad on me).
But on that note. for the Aussies reading this, Happy Australia Day, and good luck being as stereotypical as you can. If the BBQ isn't fired up up and the beers not stacked high, then you btter make a start. Half the day's already gone!
(oh... and don't drink and drive, and look out for your mates...)