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" The difference between genius and insanity is measured only by success."
Villan fromTommorow Never Dies.
 
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the snot kicked out of you"

Woody Hayes--former head coach of The Ohio State University football team
 
"some people are like slinkies, they are good for nothing, but you cant help smile when they tumble down the stairs"
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- one of the mods from the Planet Half-life forums
 
Jeepin4Him said:
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the snot kicked out of you"

Woody Hayes--former head coach of The Ohio State University football team

Great quote right there.

"I like my women like I like my kiwis. Sweet yet tart, firm yet yeilding, and covered in short brown hair all over."

---Some guy at GameFAQs.
 
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. But you cannot pick your friend's nose."

-Some funny guy.

"It's better to be quiet and be thought of as wise, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

-Mark Twain.
 
The many, many quotes from gamefaqs.  Actually, most are Chuck Norris jokes, but meh:

Last year, Reggie kicked ass and took names.

From: link02129 | Posted: 1/29/2006 8:44:26 PM | Message Detail
What do you think Reggie will add onto 'Kick ass and take names?' Just throw some ideas out there. Hopefully he'll pull out a hookshot, latch onto Bill Gates, and throw him into a PSP display. Double pwnage right there.

From: TheDarkNerd | Posted: 1/29/2006 8:45:40 PM | Message Detail
He will take lessons from Chuck Norris.

From: Zelda_Freak_666 | Posted: 1/29/2006 8:49:58 PM | Message Detail
Did you know????

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

From: Tyrant Man | Posted: 1/29/2006 11:19:23 PM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

From: Tibiaking | Posted: 1/29/2006 11:21:10 PM | Message Detail
Chuck norris has already been to mars, that's why they can't find life there.

From: Bigdoug14 | Posted: 1/29/2006 11:22:28 PM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking "That's impossible, I've already lost my virginity," you're dead wrong.


From: irule4life | Posted: 1/30/2006 12:01:45 AM | Message Detail
^^^ ahahahahahahhahahahah

From: irule4life | Posted: 1/30/2006 12:02:15 AM | Message Detail
quote'd

From: game guy02 | Posted: 1/30/2006 12:03:07 AM | Message Detail
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday

From: Kabigon | Posted: 1/30/2006 4:59:52 AM | Message Detail
I'm going to take his name and kick his ass if he doesn't give us a TP release date in the next week.


From: MRay2503 | Posted: 1/30/2006 5:49:38 AM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris was the 4th wiseman, and brought Jesus the gift of the beard, which he proudly wore until the day he died. The other three wisemen were jealous, and used their influence to keep Chuck Norris out of the Bible. All three soon suffered roundhouse kick-related deaths.

From: jabon886 | Posted: 1/30/2006 6:13:29 AM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris's blood type is KO.

From: kriskype | Posted: 1/30/2006 6:26:10 AM | Message Detail
i kicked chuck norris' ass

From: maiiow | Posted: 1/30/2006 10:06:43 AM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

From: BreakMaster | Posted: 1/30/2006 12:34:39 PM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

From: DarthMordechai | Posted: 1/30/2006 12:37:39 PM | Message Detail
How ironic - the title of this topic mentions last year and the topic is full of Chuck Norris facts!

From: Darken Poltergeist | Posted: 1/30/2006 2:07:44 PM | Message Detail
I hereby pronounce the original topic dead, and is now about Chuck Norris and his exploits.

From: AJillSandwhich | Posted: 1/30/2006 2:11:27 PM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris knows a wrong way to eat a Reeses.

From: will999909 | Posted: 1/30/2006 2:16:00 PM | Message Detail
Chuck Norris impregnated a convent of nuns in Tuscany who gave birth to the '72 Dolhphins, the only undefeated football team in NFL history.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because the word "hunting" implies a possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

From: creampuff45 | Posted: 1/30/2006 2:19:39 PM | Message Detail
The only ass reggie kicked was iwata while they were in bed together.
 
SpartanEvolved said:
Great quote right there.

"I like my women like I like my kiwis. Sweet yet tart, firm yet yeilding, and covered in short brown hair all over."

---Some guy at GameFAQs.

Hahaha, that reminded me of a good one I heard Norm say on Cheers:

"Women... can't live with'em, pass the beer nuts."

I also like:

"If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise." - Wolfgang something or other (some German playwrite)

"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently." - Bill Watterson
 
"Just think, fellas. We tought the Buckeyes how to play football! We are their granddaddy!"

Bo Schembechler, greatest coach of all time.
 
"In this word there are those who will fight for what they beleive in, and become heros. But only those who fight for what they beleive in, even should it cost their life, become the true heros."
Thats one of mine!!!! :D
 
"Git-R-Done." - Larry the Cable Guy.

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer gonna get." - Forest Gump.

"What are you, stupid?" - Me.
 
"I want wat all men want. I want this country to love me as much as I love it."
John Rambo, Rambo2
 
"I tried to kill the most important person, but i realized suicide was a crime"
-Some guy from Nsider

"All humans start out differently,but all end the same.....death"
-Me

"All humans walk towards death as soon as they are born"
-Me
 
"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it"
-Adolf Hitler

there's one are all in my myspace....:
I tried to edit out bad words sorry if i missed any

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Sir Stephen Henry Roberts

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other b**tard die for his." - General George Patton (1885-1945)

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." - Woody Allen (1935-)


"Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency." - Lewis Perelman

"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve

"Hell is paved with good samaritans." - William M. Holden

"It is better to be quotable than to be honest." - Tom Stoppard

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner

"Sanity is a madness put to good uses." - George Santayana

"We're starving just to drink poison water." - Josiah Sycz

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones

"I don't feel good." - The last words of Luther Burbank (1849-1926)

"Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things." - Epictetus (55-135 A.D.)

"What about things like bullets?" - Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, ProfessorBehavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981)

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him." - Revelations 6:8

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones

"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."

Yoda didn't say, "When 900-years-old you reach, relief, Preparation H Spells."

"That's my sand box. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." - Ralph Wiggum

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove." - Ralph Wiggum

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
- Ralph Wiggum

"When I grow up, I wanna live with underground grandma!" - Ralph Wiggum
 
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