Hey, they are entertaining. Like, for instance...
On average, 13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on top of them. Be safe, be careful and please-don't be a statistic.
I don't know what you were looking for, but you just wasted eye-juice.
856,782 people bought Ikaruga only to find out that they suck at video games.
#1 Pickup line of all time- Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
And then there are some that make no sense at all, I like the randomness
HELP! The Jeep is kidnapping me!!!
"Devil may cry?, what the heck does the devil have to cry about, did somebody hurt his feelings?