Story Maker

realizing finally this wasn't 3 word story our heroes, infected with SARS and having a band of ninga squirrels at their aid after destroying Area 51 1/2 proceed to Canada where they could live in peace but on their trek there they stopped in a rustic bar on the edge of town, having cough up a lung at burly man, the entire bar began to wage war on one another using 2 x 4's and chainsaws

luckily our heroes escaped with only their pet iguana sidekick having to sacrifice himself along with 5 of their squirrels ninjas. as our heroes progressed onward they came upon a secret spring of happy elf-gnomes where the group proceeded to seize the village of its resources, the elf-gnome provided little resistance due to the fact that SARS is in fact the Elf-Gnome bubonic plague

(how's that for a story :lol)
 
(good one)

But Dr. Phil came out of nowhere and told them some of his unorthodox bullcrap and some how ( like my parents) fell for it. Tradgecally Dr. Phil's 5-minute Revolution (as history books would call it) was ended because on the grassy knoll near his standing point was Oprah with a high, powered .50 caliber sniper rifle. Once down killing competition. Suddenly she was engulfed in flames by the monstrosity known as ...
 
(I was gonna start a thread like this until i searched to make sure, then found this so i will continue this 1)

The half melted tic-tac with incredibly dusty old man slippers, which after a short sneeze attack it began to melt the locals and spoon feed Chuck Norris
 
.... but emergence day fell upon the earth(like GOW :lol ) and locusts were killing everyone until MArcus and Dom shot them in the head an OMG what is that across the lake....l
 
It was Kane and Lynch with a SMG and pistol with a scope, looking around for a bunny named Gerald with a hat on his head and a cane with a knife extension on the bottom that can lure tiny cute animals and Manbearpig from Imaginationland!! :o
 
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