Stupid things you hear at work

Customer: Do you have a PS3 for sale?

Me: Yes, we have this particular 80GB model that plays PS1, PS2, and PS3 that's USED for $449.

Customer: Is it new?

Me: No it's used

Customer: $449!??! I CAN GET IT FOR $400 AT WAL-MART!!

Me: *thinks* "why me God? Why do they come to ruin my brain cells? Why me?"

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Customer: *Trades in stolen 360 controllers with huge cuts from a box cutter*

Me: Sir, these controllers are too damaged...someone cut them too deeply with a knife I think? *notice the brand new wrapped up cords with the plastic baggies on them at the tail end*

Customer: Oh okay...*takes them and walks out*


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