Do not fear, Fr0dus. Though GM has no idea what you were talking about once you reached Ham, I stil understoo your situation, and will regard it as pure, grade A, bio-lumanecent, Egg Nogg.
Now Hines, kill that darn Ham already so we may harvest it's splein and sacrifice it to the gods!!!!!!!!!! And also, with the Taco Cherry has handed me, I will save all Rotting Fruit from their dying existance, then enslave the Stock market with an army of toy Soldiers, therefore starting the next acpolypse broguth forth not by Y2K, but by none other than the ever dreaded, fearful, murderous, B9W!!!!!!! [size=20pt]MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!