This sounds like something I may do when I get old and senial...

MegaDrive20XX

Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
All Local Burglar Wanted Was A Cheese Sandwich


A Central Texas man who evidently broke into a Killeen residence Monday in search of a cheese sandwich remained in the Bell County Jail Wednesday.

Police caught the man putting the finishing touches on a cheese sandwich early Monday morning after responding to a 911 call from the paraplegic resident of the home who said she was alerted to the intruder by her dogs.

When officers arrived, they ordered the man, who was still working on the sandwich, to turn around.

He didn’t.

Instead he opened the refrigerator, took out a jar of mayonnaise and then used a knife to spread it on the cheese he had already cut up for the sandwich.

Then he put the knife in the sink, raised his hands and surrendered, police said.

Johnny Ray Williams, 51, was charged with burglary of a habitation in connection with the break-in.

Bond was set at $50,000.
 
Have you ever noticed that most of these happen in Texas. I get a e-mail once a year with awards for these types of stupid arrests and most are in Texas.
 
sad but true...lol

Texas has been prone to have many of US's biggest problems.

You know the show "Dr. Phil"? Every single major case he's had, comes from Texas....

Texas also has the US' largest population of abandoned pets.
 
Dray said:
Yep, Animal Cops Houston has a lot of abandoned pet cases

Haven't those Texans ever heard of spaying or nuetering their pets?? If you yank the engine out, you won't have all kinds of unwanted pets!!
 
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