Time Machine

If you could go back in time knowing everything you know now and change any 2 things, what would they be? Go back 7 years and take a song you love now and make it your own or even take a game idea from this day and make it your own?
 
Easy: warn everybody about 9/11 (and try not to get locked up) and make a massive bet on the 2006 World Cup for Italy to win. I'd be a millionairre.
 
Stop my parents from meeting, thus stopping me from being born and from going back in time and preventing my own birth, creating a paradox and destroying the universe.

actually, I would like to do something like that to find out what happens.
 
I would go back in time and blow up the earth, but doing so would stop me from existing and thus, causing me not blow up the earth, which would mean I would have existed to blow up the earth in the beginning of time, which would mean I wouldn't exist to blow up the earth and oh god I've gone cross eyed. SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!! :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
 
1) see what really happened before it all went wrong
2) make it all right (but then again, I wouldn't have met any of you if it hadn't.... so that makes a hard decision.)


Homicidal Cherry53 said:
I would go back in time and blow up the earth, but doing so would stop me from existing and thus, causing me not blow up the earth, which would mean I would have existed to blow up the earth in the beginning of time, which would mean I wouldn't exist to blow up the earth and oh god I've gone cross eyed. SO CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!! :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
I know what you mean. you'd go back in time to blow up the earth, but instead, you wouldn't destroy it, knowing that would mean life as we know it would not exist, thus stopping you from doing that. (or maybe you would still blow it up, but instead you actually blew up what everything was BEFORE the big bang hence causing the big bang) OMG!!! YOU COULD GO BACK AND BECOME GOD!!!!!!
 
The Big Bang wasn't really a bang, it was more of... well, there wasn't any sound 'cos there wasn't anything for it to travel through. The Big Bang is actually still happening 'cos the Universe is still expanding (which it will do forever and ever and ever and do it faster and faster and faster). What's outside the Universe? Simple: nothing. Now THAT'S confusing!

Another interesting fact: The iron in your blood was created when a massive star exploded in a supernova.

8) SAM360

Now, who wants to know about (1 word) blackholes?

EDIT: No, I'm not a physicist, I am God. I have my own time machine. You can use it some time if you like. Seriously though, everything in my post is scientific fact. And religious fact, seeing as I am God. This goes beyond blasphemy.
 
Samamir360 said:
Easy: warn everybody about 9/11 (and try not to get locked up) and make a massive bet on the 2006 World Cup for Italy to win. I'd be a millionairre.

Yeah, mine would be pretty much the same. I'd make all kind of sporting bets too, knowing the results. :)
 
Samamir360 said:
The Big Bang wasn't really a bang, it was more of... well, there wasn't any sound 'cos there wasn't anything for it to travel through. The Big Bang is actually still happening 'cos the Universe is still expanding (which it will do forever and ever and ever and do it faster and faster and faster). What's outside the Universe? Simple: nothing. Now THAT'S confusing!

Another interesting fact: The iron in your blood was created when a massive star exploded in a supernova.

8) SAM360

Now, who wants to know about (1 word) blackholes?

EDIT: No, I'm not a physicist, I am God. I have my own time machine. You can use it some time if you like. Seriously though, everything in my post is scientific fact. And religious fact, seeing as I am God. This goes beyond blasphemy.
Really, the Big Bang was caused when gravity almost gave out to antigravity, causing a MASSIVE expansion of the universe. Gravity almost overtook antigravity soon after that, but antigravity still retained a small edge over gravity. The universe will therefore continue to expand forever, faster and faster as pieces of matter move further away and lose a lot of their gravitational attraction to each other. In about 100 billion years, matter will be so far apart that it will be impossible to create stars and the universe will become cold and lifeless. Also, a supernova isn't necessary in order to create temperatures large enough to fuse atoms to create iron.

Oh, and I am god and I say everything outside the universe is heaven and is filled with angry unicorns that enjoy eating people's livers. Good luck in heaven suckers. 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:)


Edit: Also, having nothing isn't that far fetched. Between the energy levels of an atom is nothing. In fact, there are a lot of places in atoms where there's nothing. 8)
 
Man, two things....this is heavy......

Blah. Man, I would go back to when I was like 16, and I only want to change one thing...that is I want to give myself a notebook containing everything I currently know and feel and think. I want to explain it all to myself and tell myself what choices to make, and what ones not to make.
 
Ok, now all this talk about the big bang is confusing. And I realise there was to be no sound as there was nothing for the sound to emit within, but that's generally what it's called. And if you did go back in time, you could be there to see (and likely die in the process), but if the Big Bang is reall, in theory, god creating the universe, then doesn't that mean you could go back and BECOME god. You know, actually causing the 'Big Bang'?

AHHH!!! WE HAVE TWO GODS IN THIS FORUM!!!!!!! How many more are on this site I wonder. i know Mrs_Enigma's apparently an Angel. Like many others I think. Unless they're demons..... or not. Or both..... or all three!!! AHHHHH!! CONFUSED!!!!!

Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Oh, and I am god and I say everything outside the universe is heaven and is filled with angry unicorns that enjoy eating people's livers. Good luck in heaven suckers. 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:)

Jokes on you. I'm a demon!!!!! (see you on the other side.........................)
 
Hell Scyth said:
Ok, now all this talk about the big bang is confusing. And I realise there was to be no sound as there was nothing for the sound to emit within, but that's generally what it's called. And if you did go back in time, you could be there to see (and likely die in the process), but if the Big Bang is reall, in theory, god creating the universe, then doesn't that mean you could go back and BECOME god. You know, actually causing the 'Big Bang'?

AHHH!!! WE HAVE TWO GODS IN THIS FORUM!!!!!!! How many more are on this site I wonder. i know Mrs_Enigma's apparently an Angel. Like many others I think. Unless they're demons..... or not. Or both..... or all three!!! AHHHHH!! CONFUSED!!!!!

Jokes on you. I'm a demon!!!!! (see you on the other side.........................)
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Me, can't you guys ever just leave the good lord alone. Go back to Detroit stupid demons. I put you there for a reason. Also, isn't it obvious that I'm the only god here. That other poser didn't know about the liver eating unicorns. 8)
 
Homicidal Cherry53 said:
Really, the Big Bang was caused when gravity almost gave out to antigravity, causing a MASSIVE expansion of the universe.  Gravity almost overtook antigravity soon after that, but antigravity still retained a small edge over gravity.  The universe will therefore continue to expand forever, faster and faster as pieces of matter move further away and lose a lot of their gravitational attraction to each other.  In about 100 billion years, matter will be so far apart that it will be impossible to create stars and the universe will become cold and lifeless.  Also, a supernova isn't necessary in order to create temperatures large enough to fuse atoms to create iron.

Oh, and I am god and I say everything outside the universe is heaven and is filled with angry unicorns that enjoy eating people's livers.  Good luck in heaven suckers. 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:) 0:)


Edit:  Also, having nothing isn't that far fetched.  Between the energy levels of an atom is nothing.  In fact, there are a lot of places in atoms where there's nothing. 8)

I've been beaten at my own game. *Hides*
 
Homicidal Cherry53 said:
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Me, can't you guys ever just leave the good lord alone. Go back to Detroit stupid demons. I put you there for a reason. Also, isn't it obvious that I'm the only god here. That other poser didn't know about the liver eating unicorns. 8)

HA! I don't come from detroit. In fact, I don't live in the same country as that. I come from deep down below........ I mean Australia. Not Hell. :) And if you are the REAL god. TRhen hows about you take us all on a trip, Back in Time, to the dawn of time its self. :) Aww come on... we'll be good. Promie. You can trust me. When have I ever lied to you or anyone else on this site. 0:)
 
Hell Scyth said:
HA! I don't come from detroit. In fact, I don't live in the same country as that. I come from deep down below........ I mean Australia. Not Hell. :) And if you are the REAL god. TRhen hows about you take us all on a trip, Back in Time, to the dawn of time its self. :) Aww come on... we'll be good. Promie. You can trust me. When have I ever lied to you or anyone else on this site. 0:)
Hey I'm god, not Doc Brown or H.G Wells. Go back in time yourself. And how come everyone assumes I can go back in time, well guess what, I can't. If you wanna go back in time, drink 10 beers and watch all 3 Back to the Futures. You'll do a lot better than asking me for it. God you humans are so annoying. Do you have anything else to do but pray? Just because I'm god doesn't mean I don't deserve a life out side answering prayers. Maybe killing off a couple billion of you guys would give me more free time. :D
 
Hey, killing off things is my department! Not that I do that.... Im a passive Demon. Hmm,. that makes sense. In other words, though I am practically Pure Evil in the form of a human, I choose to use my abilities in benefit for others. But if that results in death... well... I guess you'll make the final judgement. And who said I pray. I ain't christian. I'm a Rockist. I follow the way of Rockism. ALL HAIL THE ROCK GODS!!!!! *starts to bow*

And a better way to go back in time is to get really high (or drunk, or both) and be in a room (pre-prepared if necessary) that has the same style as the time you wish to be. YOU"LL REALLY THINK YOUR THERE!!!!!!

Anyway, we're off topic.
 
Hell Scyth said:
Hey, killing off things is my department! Not that I do that.... Im a passive Demon. Hmm,. that makes sense. In other words, though I am practically Pure Evil in the form of a human, I choose to use my abilities in benefit for others. But if that results in death... well... I guess you'll make the final judgement. And who said I pray. I ain't christian. I'm a Rockist. I follow the way of Rockism. ALL HAIL THE ROCK GODS!!!!! *starts to bow*

And a better way to go back in time is to get really high (or drunk, or both) and be in a room (pre-prepared if necessary) that has the same style as the time you wish to be. YOU"LL REALLY THINK YOUR THERE!!!!!!

Anyway, we're off topic.
I'm not Christian either. I'm a Gorganoc (the race and the religion. You'll see what I'm taking about in about 350 years). You people assume way too much and just because I'm god doesn't mean I'm a goody two shoes. I can kill a couple billion people if I want. I can do whatever I want. I'M GOD FOR MY"S SAKE!!!!! :D
 
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