Who would win in a fight? Taco Vs. Grilled Cheese Sammich!

Who would win?!

  • Taco

    Votes: 6 54.5%

  • Grilled Cheese Sandwich

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • Total voters
    11
Taco. It would throw its yummy sour cream at the grilled cheese sandwich, and the grilled cheese would get distracted by the deliciousness.
 
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Taco:
Pro - contains numerous ingredients to be harnessed in multiple ways, especially the spicy components.
- comes in soft or hard taco shell form
- comes with a variety of toppings
Con - delay in production
- Hard shell is breakable easily

Grilled Cheese Samich
Pro - Powerful defensible layer of toasted bread
- Bread can be a multitude of sorts, altering it's defensive and offensive properties.
- Extra hot cheese capable of burning through tough outer substances like napalm
Con - Hot cheese melts an can run onto operational uses.
- Type of bread determines amount of messy crumbs left over
- Some people hate the crust.


- Battle, START! -
*GCS vs Taco*

*highest roll... cheese earns bonus +1 roll to die due to iverheat power*

* Taco wins roll, spicy source overpowering*

*Taco selects 'hard shell' and fires 3 shots of molten hot source, at 5-7 dmg, 25% burn damage for 2 turns*

*GCS attempts to manoeuvre, but square shape prevents it... moltan hot source hits twice... 15 dmg, burn affect negated by HOT CHEESE ability*

*GCS throws own crumbs ... *

*Taco disorientated... accuracy decreased by 20% for 1 turn*

*Taco launches meat grenade, 1-2 x 2-4*

*GCS hit for 4 points of dmg ... uses counter ability ... CRUNCHY SURFACE ... dmg halved ... 2 points dealth*

*GCS is powering for an attack*

*Taco fires 3 shots of molten hot source, at 5-7 dmg, 25% burn damage for 2 turns*

*HIT, 7 dmg done, burn affect negated by HOT CHEESE*

*GCS is charging for an attack*

*Taco uses special ability, call in Taco Bell*

*GCS has been paralysed by food dropped by Taco Bell assistants*

*GCS paralysed, 3 turns*

*Taco is charging for an attack*

*GCS paralysed, 2 turns*

*Taco launches meat barrage, at 10-15 dmg*

*GCS hit for 12 dmg, HP below 25%*

*GCS shakes of paralysis due to HOT CHEESE affect*

*Taco is charging for attack*

*GCS charged fully, uses MOLTEN CHEESE BOMBARDMENT OF MELTING PAINFULLNESS*

*Taco takes a direct hit, 28 points of dmg dealt, shell cracks, leak causes drastic dmg, Taco defeated*

*Taco used 're-heat' ability*

*GCS has cooled off and cannot attack this turn... raises defensive parameters by scattering crumbs*

*Taco fires 2 shots of molten hot source, at 3-5 dmg, 25% burn damage for 2 turns*

*GCS hit for 3 dmg, burn iniiated, 10 dmg dealt, HOT CHEESE affect is reinitialising due to heat, health below 10%*

*GCS throws crumbs at Taco, disorienting it... takes 2 HP of dmg... GCS defeated*


well, you saw how it went. TACO WINS!!!

but I still voted for the Grilled Cheese Sammich, because I like Grilled Cheese Samiches, especially with Vegemite!! :D
 
LMAO! I love Hot Rod.

The Grilled Cheese. Only in a fair fight. If it wasn't, it'd be the taco. :lol
 
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