Yes or no

I'm never impatient! NOW HURRY UP AND DOWNLOAD YOU STUPID SLOW INTERNET!!! Geeze! I've been waiting for like... 10 seconds already!

Needs some sleep?
 
No..... I don't think so.... *checks self* Nope. Definatly Male.

And of cource we don't have Haloween. Thats an American Event. Not an Australian one.

KNows the differnce in both Australian and American culture.
 
Yep. The U.S fought for our independence. Austrailia asked for it. Or was that Canada? I forget. We like playing with nukes and periodically blow stuff up. We elect polititians who do stuff like nail interns, shoot eachother, lie, and invade small and insignificant countries. We are singly responsible for keeping the French around for comic relief. Kinda like school bullies keeping the class nerd alive out of pitty. You all have big knives. We have big guns. And lots of them. Fosters sucks. We have Canada. You have New Zealand. Mexico doesn't count. "President" sounds cooler than "Prime Minister." You have the Monaro. We have the GTO. We have dead guys on our money. You have some old chick on yours. Ya'll are called Aussies. We're called Yanks (Although if you ever call a Southern boy a Yankee, be prepared for a pair of black eyes).

Other than that, it's strikingly similar. Like both countries never know when to say when. Beer is always better in larger containers. We both will barbeque just about anything up to and including roadkill. It's universally cool to wear croc skinned boots. We both have the select few sissies who think opera is cool. Boats always have to be bigger. Horsepower rocks.

Can you think of other things that are the same between the U.S and Austraila??
 
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