funny or cool video game quotes

One that always gets me is in SMRPG for the SNES when you get Geno trys to explain the Star Road to Tav (not exact quotes, but very similar, I'll just call the kid Tav, since I can'tremember his actual name):

Geno: Well, you see Tav, we need to fix the Star Road so wished can be granted *looks to Mario and Mallow for help.

Geno: Now normally wishes work like this

*Mallow appears to wish something, a small star floats up, and Mario raises his hands to it and a ping sound is heard*

Geno: However, now it's like this:

*Repeat last scene, only when Mario raises his hands, nothing happens, and Mario tries repeatidly out of frustration before giving up.*

*They all line up in front of Tav*

Geno: Do you understand now?

Tav: Uh-huh... ..
Tav: You lost me.

*All 3 fall face first onto the ground*

Another one of my favorites is when they're explaining what happened to Bowser to the chancellor, and Bowse acts like his castle and Mario the giant sword. Just the look on Mario's face cracks me up.
 
Sadly, Japanese-to-English translations are almost always choppy. I saw a pic once of a low ceiling in Japan, and it said in English, "Have a care for your head" instead of "watch your head."
 
Dart said:
Sadly, Japanese-to-English translations are almost always choppy. I saw a pic once of a low ceiling in Japan, and it said in English, "Have a care for your head" instead of "watch your head."
But, it never was as bad as t was in this game. Here's the transcript from the opening cutscene (wikipedia lol)
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

(spoken in the Flash animation as Someone set us up the bomb)

Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

(spoken in the Flash animation as Ha Ha Ha)

Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'Zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
 
"Nothing says class like a nice piece of ***"
Tony Montana: Scarface: TWIY
 
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"Good things come to those who set booby traps!" - Harold (Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology on PSP)

Actually most of Harold's dialogue is hilarious. This was just the first one that I thought to write down. :lol
 
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Scarface: TWIY

STOP CUSSING! Last warning - RH
 
*Heavenly Sword right before the final battle*

King Bohan: "The world will never even remember you existed!"

Kariko: "It doesn't matter if they remember. The only thing that matters...is that I was here....in this moment."
 
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