blacklemons
The Freeman
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funny or cool video game quotes
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Mai Valentine
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What you say!
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Boom$ickle
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"Cmon, just give me the key code to the door" -Sam Fisher
"NO!!! DONT KILL ME!!! I LOVE AMERICA!!! CHOCALATE ICE CREAM!!! HOT DOGS!!! MMMM!!!!" -Terrorist
"I dont care, just give me the-" -Sam Fisher
"BORN TO BE WILD!!! BORN TO BE FREE!!! BORN IN THE US AND A!!!" -Terrorist.
"Ah, forget it. *knocks out terrorist*" -Sam Fisher
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"NO!!! DONT KILL ME!!! I LOVE AMERICA!!! CHOCALATE ICE CREAM!!! HOT DOGS!!! MMMM!!!!" -Terrorist
"I dont care, just give me the-" -Sam Fisher
"BORN TO BE WILD!!! BORN TO BE FREE!!! BORN IN THE US AND A!!!" -Terrorist.
"Ah, forget it. *knocks out terrorist*" -Sam Fisher
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blacklemons
The Freeman
Boom$ickle said:
That never happens in any Splinter Cell game..............
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Boom$ickle
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It does in Chaos Theory. You have to be in that mission after you kill Zerchezi (Whatever his name is) and its the third guard you run into. You have to have him in a chockehold and have to interrogate him.Hinesmdc said:
Hell Scyth
Rock Hard, Dead or Alive
:lolFrakAttack said:
also :lolBoom$ickle said:
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Boom$ickle
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That reminds me, while not from a video game, I found a quote on videogames.
"Your princess will forever be in another castle, so you might as well hump the hell out of the nest toadstool you find." EGM
"Your princess will forever be in another castle, so you might as well hump the hell out of the nest toadstool you find." EGM
Boom$ickle said:
Below, from a Sonic 3 BETA:
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Segatron Genesis... call me the wizard.
"Where did everyone go? Bingo night? heh."- Leon S. Kennedy Resident Evil 4
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Boom$ickle
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:lol :lol :lolFrakAttack said:Below, from a Sonic 3 BETA:
"Ive got plenty of stinger missles to take down the metal gears. I think we can deal." Solid Snake from MGS2
"No way we can" Raiden
"We can, because we have no other choice." Snake.
Ive been living on that one for a while.
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gaara-is-smexy4596
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Okay, here's some from Crash of the Titans.
N.Gin: I should start a record label. Then I could get some chicks! I'm tired of monkeys!
Next, Tiny!
Tiny : Crash, I really am cross with you! I'm just trying to do my job, and you go and cause all this chaos! I'm sorry, but... I'm gonna have to eat your face.
[Crash panics]
Tiny : Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I wish some sort of reconciliation was possible here, and frankly, I'm still mad about the last game. You didn't even invite me! That really hurt!
Now, Tiny, Crash, and Aku-Aku!
Tiny : Stop! No more, please! You're just too stupendous and fantabulous! Honestly, you are just awesome.
Crash : Uh huh.
Tiny : I'll tell you where they go! Nina took Coco to the factory on the beach.
Crash : Nina? Howjihebevuh?
Aku Aku: Nina? You mean Doctor Cortex, don't you?
Tiny : No, Nina! Uka Uka and her got rid of Cortex. They were tired of Cortex failing all the time.
Aku Aku: This isn't good, Crash. Nina's a lot smarter than Cortex ever could be. I'll take us there now! Get ready, Crash.
2 more, this is Crunch and Aku-Aku.
Aku Aku: I will deal with them. I've been fighting evil for many centuries!
Crunch: What? You don't even got a body!
Okay, last one!
Cortex: [through a megaphone] Is... is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!
Crunch: Make us, sucka!
Cortex: Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something.
N.Gin: I should start a record label. Then I could get some chicks! I'm tired of monkeys!
Next, Tiny!
Tiny : Crash, I really am cross with you! I'm just trying to do my job, and you go and cause all this chaos! I'm sorry, but... I'm gonna have to eat your face.
[Crash panics]
Tiny : Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I wish some sort of reconciliation was possible here, and frankly, I'm still mad about the last game. You didn't even invite me! That really hurt!
Now, Tiny, Crash, and Aku-Aku!
Tiny : Stop! No more, please! You're just too stupendous and fantabulous! Honestly, you are just awesome.
Crash : Uh huh.
Tiny : I'll tell you where they go! Nina took Coco to the factory on the beach.
Crash : Nina? Howjihebevuh?
Aku Aku: Nina? You mean Doctor Cortex, don't you?
Tiny : No, Nina! Uka Uka and her got rid of Cortex. They were tired of Cortex failing all the time.
Aku Aku: This isn't good, Crash. Nina's a lot smarter than Cortex ever could be. I'll take us there now! Get ready, Crash.
2 more, this is Crunch and Aku-Aku.
Aku Aku: I will deal with them. I've been fighting evil for many centuries!
Crunch: What? You don't even got a body!
Okay, last one!
Cortex: [through a megaphone] Is... is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!
Crunch: Make us, sucka!
Cortex: Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L52OIIZHaKE
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blacklemons
The Freeman
Best game quote ever =
"NO GODS OR KINGS, ONLY MAN." from Bioshock
"NO GODS OR KINGS, ONLY MAN." from Bioshock
From Bioshock
"A man chooses. A slave obeys."
"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?" bla, bla, bla, we all know the rest.
"The iceman cometh baby. THE ICEMAN ****ING COMETH!!" (or something to that effect. You all know what I'm talking about)
"We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us."
"A man chooses. A slave obeys."
"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?" bla, bla, bla, we all know the rest.
"The iceman cometh baby. THE ICEMAN ****ING COMETH!!" (or something to that effect. You all know what I'm talking about)
"We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us."
Mai Valentine
Moderator
Oh, I found some of my favorite Tales of Symphonia quotes!
Sheena: And don’t come back!
Colette: I don’t think they can come back.
Sheena: Uhh... You’re becoming more like Lloyd, aren’t you?
Raine: I wonder what that monster's name was...
Colette: I like Coochie.
Raine: No, dear, I was referring to the monster's species.
Zelos: I know Sheena's real name.
Sheena: How could you possibly know?
Zelos: Its Violent Demonic Banshee.
Sheena: Zelos!!
Zelos: See I told you she's violent.
Colette: You were praying. I like to pray too, about having a successful journey, I see we have some things in common!!
Sheena: Oh.....I was praying that I would be able to kill you.
Raine: These acolyte clothes bring a lot of memories.
Lloyd: We had enough trouble with that fake wind spirit and all.
Presea: Acolyte clothes?
Raine: They're clothes from Slyarant in a place called the Asgard ruins. Speaking of Asgard ruins, lets have a review. Lloyd, What are the Asgard ruins exactly?
Lloyd: Well...um.
Raine: "Um" is not the answer.
Lloyd: Professer! A big black thing is behind you!!!
Raine: Where?
Lloyd: It's your shadow! *runs off the screen*
Raine: Heeey!
Presea: Lloyd's escape rate is one hundred perecent at this moment.
Lloyd: Aw, we're going to have to ask Raine to blow up the human ranch again.
Presea: Interesting, so the professor can create and destroy.
Regal: She is like a human bomb.
Lloyd: The professor is a half elf, so it should be called a half elf bomb.
Presea: Let's call it the HE bomb.
Colette: Wow! I didn't know the professor could make boy bombs!
Regal: If the professor heard that she would surely explode.
Lloyd: Colette, she's trying to kill you!
Colette: Yes, when I speak to her, I'm going to have to ask her about that.
Lloyd: ....
Lloyd: What were you like as a kid?
Zelos: I was both handsome and smart. A prodigy.
Lloyd: Prod easy? You were easily prodded?
Zelos: ...The fact that you're serious is what makes you scary.
Lloyd: Hey, don't make fun of me.
Sheena: And don’t come back!
Colette: I don’t think they can come back.
Sheena: Uhh... You’re becoming more like Lloyd, aren’t you?
Raine: I wonder what that monster's name was...
Colette: I like Coochie.
Raine: No, dear, I was referring to the monster's species.
Zelos: I know Sheena's real name.
Sheena: How could you possibly know?
Zelos: Its Violent Demonic Banshee.
Sheena: Zelos!!
Zelos: See I told you she's violent.
Colette: You were praying. I like to pray too, about having a successful journey, I see we have some things in common!!
Sheena: Oh.....I was praying that I would be able to kill you.
Raine: These acolyte clothes bring a lot of memories.
Lloyd: We had enough trouble with that fake wind spirit and all.
Presea: Acolyte clothes?
Raine: They're clothes from Slyarant in a place called the Asgard ruins. Speaking of Asgard ruins, lets have a review. Lloyd, What are the Asgard ruins exactly?
Lloyd: Well...um.
Raine: "Um" is not the answer.
Lloyd: Professer! A big black thing is behind you!!!
Raine: Where?
Lloyd: It's your shadow! *runs off the screen*
Raine: Heeey!
Presea: Lloyd's escape rate is one hundred perecent at this moment.
Lloyd: Aw, we're going to have to ask Raine to blow up the human ranch again.
Presea: Interesting, so the professor can create and destroy.
Regal: She is like a human bomb.
Lloyd: The professor is a half elf, so it should be called a half elf bomb.
Presea: Let's call it the HE bomb.
Colette: Wow! I didn't know the professor could make boy bombs!
Regal: If the professor heard that she would surely explode.
Lloyd: Colette, she's trying to kill you!
Colette: Yes, when I speak to her, I'm going to have to ask her about that.
Lloyd: ....
Lloyd: What were you like as a kid?
Zelos: I was both handsome and smart. A prodigy.
Lloyd: Prod easy? You were easily prodded?
Zelos: ...The fact that you're serious is what makes you scary.
Lloyd: Hey, don't make fun of me.
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Phoenix Wright(talking about April May): I need to get to her bottom! Well...uh...you know...you know what I mean.